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Re: “Hopworks Urban Brewery”
Hate to say it, ol' "I'm a fan" but if said friends claim that HUB's pizza is "the best pizza they've had since the east coast" then they must be brain dead retards with no tongues. HUB's pizza is pretty nasty and way overpriced.
Recent Comments
Re: “Fatal Bike Crash in North Portland Last Night”
TMH, I've got a few good ideas about what you could do, you heartless, soulless excuse for a human being.
Re: “Fatal Bike Crash in North Portland Last Night”
No--I talked to him last on Sunday night. He'd come in most nights I worked, but I left early last night so I'm not sure what he was up to. Unbelievable.
Re: “Fatal Bike Crash in North Portland Last Night”
No fucking way. Kipp was a regular at the bar I work at--just talked to him. I can't believe it. Man, this is horrible.
Re: “Auditioning for Demolisher? SAVE YOUR BREATH, LOSERS!”
"Cooooooooooooooooookies! I love cooooooooooooooooooooooookies! Cooooooooooooooooooooookies!
Re: “The WEIRDEST Health Reform Cartoons, Ever”
And these appeared where? I agree with the sentiment, but these are fucking stupid. Or are they more interesting because they're drawn by some guy who happens to be ex-military/ESL teacher/simply married to a Japanese woman and not some pathetic, doodling Portland hipster? Lame.
Re: “Heart Coffee and Roasting Opens”
@Graham
Yeah, if his novels were set in Portland. Thank God they're not. That was your point, wasn't it?
Re: “HUMP Ticket Giveaway: Day TWO!”
The folks at the Stranger are really pressing you all, aren't they?
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