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Re: “Bonobo Chimps Like to Have Sex”
Once saw a doc about Bonobos and Chimps. National Geographic or Nova or something. Don't remember.
Anyway, was interesting to see the differences between the two species, especially conflict resolution: where two chimps might resort to violence, the bonobos got it on.
Meaning they had sex.
With each other.
Re: “Nerd Alert! AVATAR DAY IS ALMOST HERE!”
Just now (3:11pm) got through.
Try this direct URL:
www.avatarmovie.com/regal
Re: “Car Drags Cyclist 150 Feet Along Burnside - Bicyclist Suffering from Serious Burns”
Devil's advocate: read the last half of the sentence before the fixie line. Maybe the implication, poorly written, is that "his shoes were previously torn up because he was riding a fixie... and since they were already thrashed, injuries were more likely to occur."
Side bar: they're both idiots. Road rage driver for obvious reasons, and fixie dude for leaning into car, shouting at him. Once his feet heal, throw both into the Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.
Re: “Sense and Sensibility and Seamonsters”
Just started reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies yesterday, but I'm afraid the novelty of the idea's gonna wear off before I'm 1/3 of the way through.
Re: “Good Morning, News!”
That weather video is funnier w/ the sound off. Like when he lifts his leg and you imagine him farting on camera.
Re: “Will Portland Make Hedo Turkoglu a Very Rich Man?”
So now rumor is that it might come at the cost of Rudy? That he's pitching a fit over the Hedo talk and might skip off the Europe.
Re: “Will Portland Make Hedo Turkoglu a Very Rich Man?”
3 years, $30 million. No more. I like Hedo and what he brings, but I can't justify more/longer when he's clearly going to be declining every year from here on out.
Plus, the Blazers have to keep a little in that checkbook for the coming resignings of Aldridge and Roy.
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