The gates of Mordor,
a final battle begins.
Viggo is a hunk.
TOLKIEN WAS SEXIST!
AND...HE WASN'T A VEGAN!
BURN HIM IN MT. DOOM!
There's no tea party
in Tom Bombadil's forest,
trees are not your friend.
Can I confess this?
My fetish for big, hairy feet
hinders my love life.
Occupy Gondor!
The Steward is in the way
A white tree blossoms
The elves are going.
Lothlorien weeps for them
Bright leaves fall like rain
What an epic film,
My brother died of cancer
while watching, top that!
dis-enchanted with reality