Suburban Porn King 
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I'm a fucking asshole.

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Re: “Paul Ryan Would've Been Vice President, Too, If It Weren't for You Meddling Urban Voters

Paul Ryan lost for the same reasons he wasn't invited to the really good parties in 1987.

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Posted by Suburban Porn King on 11/14/2012 at 11:10 AM

Re: “Blouse Live Video from MusicfestNW

Is this supposed to not be in tune?

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Posted by Suburban Porn King on 11/14/2012 at 11:07 AM

Re: “Oregon Drummer Deen Castronovo Sentenced for Assault

This is just further evidence that Steve "Machine Gun" Smith was and always will be Journey's best drummer.

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Posted by Suburban Porn King on 02/22/2012 at 1:56 PM

Re: “Inevitably, Lana Del Rey's "Video Games" Gets A Chiptune Remix

Clearly we vet the family financial backgrounds of all the musicians we listen to so as not to support any subsidized careers.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on 02/17/2012 at 1:09 PM

Re: “Inevitably, Lana Del Rey's "Video Games" Gets A Chiptune Remix

What was the objective criteria used to determine that "Video Games" is a terrible song?

Posted by Suburban Porn King on 02/17/2012 at 8:56 AM

Re: “Got Tattoos? You Might Be a Terrorist!

I'm proud to meet all these criteria.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on 02/16/2012 at 4:53 PM

Re: “Win Tickets to the Sold-Out Die Antwoord Show!

Every super hero needs a smaller side kick.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on 02/16/2012 at 1:59 PM

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