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Posted by THE SYSTEM on November 21, 2009 at 3:32 AM

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Re: “Saltzman Suspends Chasse Cop For Beanbag Shot On 12-Year-Old Girl, Updated With Video

Looks like they tried to arrest her and she immediately freaked out. The gun was all ready to go and was drawn down quickly. What was the initial crime here? True, you can't freak out and fight the PoPo without them using "some" kind of force. Stupid girl had something coming. A knee to the neck or shoulder maybe? But, I think the cops today don't want get their hands dirty so out come the tasers and the bag guns, right from the get-go.

I dunno. The cops have a lot of shit to deal with these days, like this girl who appears as big as a grown man. A lot of what they deal with is a direct result of bad policies made by pandering politicians for ignorant voters (i.e.: War on Drugs). Perhaps if we got our collective shit together and tasked the police with what is really important, these cases would be more clear. I certainly does appear that this officer finds himself in these situations quite frequently.

It's worth noting that this is just going to get worse. With wealth steadily flowing in one direction now, more crime and criminals will be created. People need to step back and look at the bigger picture here. This is one minor incident. We have major crimes being committed against citizens every day and most of them don't even realize it's happening.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on November 20, 2009 at 9:02 AM

Re: “Unreal Americans

Stupid is as stupid does. It's no surprise these conservatards would worship Sarah Palin.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on November 19, 2009 at 11:51 AM

Re: “A Questionnaire Re: Your Home-Entertainment Viewing Preferences.

Why would I switch to Blu-Ray, pay more for a player and more for movies, when I'm perfectly satisfied with regular DVDs? Most blockbuster movies are shite anyway. The really good ones don't require fancy tech.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on November 17, 2009 at 12:39 PM

Re: “$5 Million Sexual Abuse Lawsuit Filed Against Mormon Church in Multnomah County

Mormons have all but ruined the Boy Scouts. It started over 30 years ago and I could already see problems at that time. Praying was an issue. Anyway, there was a concerted effort by the church to take over scouting. Religious perves in the woods with young boys? Glad I got out when I did.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on November 16, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Re: “Muslim Community Center Slated For North PDX

Yay for diversity. Boo for more belief in sky pixies and generally causing misery for all the people around the world for whom this earthly existence is (as far as ANYONE knows) is the only one.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on November 13, 2009 at 2:01 PM

Re: “New Lady Gaga Video! And Surprise! It's Annoyingly Catchy!

I spent the whole video trying to see her jumblies.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on November 11, 2009 at 7:58 AM

Re: “The Best of Roger Sterling's One-Liners

Duck, Crab. Crab, Duck.

Posted by Suburban Porn King on November 9, 2009 at 3:21 PM

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