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Re: “Portland Tea Party Express

As long as there are humans, it will never end.

Posted by Chris on 04/22/2013 at 7:31 PM


There is no hope for humanity.

But more importantly, what about PERS?

2 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Chris on 03/16/2013 at 12:32 PM

Re: “Dear Bus Jerks

I think the appropriate and civil thing to do is just step over them to the inside seat and rip a big one. Win/win.

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Chris on 02/26/2013 at 6:17 PM

Re: “I Am so Fucking Sick of the Homeless

Dear douchebag (I/A),

On behalf of those less fortunate than you, go F yourself.

24 likes, 24 dislikes
Posted by Chris on 02/06/2013 at 3:27 PM

Re: “Banksy You Are Not

When the asteroid hits, none of this will matter.

Posted by Chris on 01/29/2013 at 3:02 PM

Re: “Fuck Work

Be a vampire. It's a vocation that really needs new blood.

4 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Chris on 01/22/2013 at 6:01 PM

Re: “To the Guy Who Pees on the Toilet Seat

My place is just the opposite where the right thing is to make sure the seat is down.

The ass-flavored fork does sound intriguing.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Chris on 01/08/2013 at 8:45 PM

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