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Re: “Heads Up for All You Serious Cyclists!

^^^ someone's gotta a crush!!!

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by lyle on 04/04/2015 at 5:52 PM

Re: “Passing Aggressive

This guy sounds like an asshole...

Just saying, though... You might understand 'On your left' but I promise you, a lot of other people don't... or understand it to mean 'Please move to your left'.

Sometimes (most times) it's better just to pass people at a safe speed and have them be butthurt that they got surprised. If you're walking on the Springwater-- or any other popular multi-use trail-- and the weather is nice, you should be expecting that anyway.

And nice violent fantasies about cyclists being destroyed multiple times in your rant... I'm sure you're really objective about this issue. And I'm sure you're gonna set a good example for your kid growing up about how an adult should behave in the world...

20 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by lyle on 04/04/2015 at 8:29 AM

Re: “You Don't Know Me

He's just not that into you.

8 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by lyle on 04/01/2015 at 3:18 PM

Re: “Fanny Slappin' Prank

I wish i would have seen this... i feel strangely like kicking some fucking crusty hippy dipshit ass right now.

Maybe it's just the spring, what's happening in Indiana, the fact that the Blazers are not gonna get the number one seed, my stylist being in New York so I can't get my weekly grooming of my box beard and fade haircut... whatever.

A single, lone bike rider pedals still in the night of Portland. Ready to enact justice, ready to maintain the lane, ready to enforce close-passing by screaming at right-hookers... all while maintaining a fantastic ass while doing it.

I am, Bikeman....

3 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by lyle on 04/01/2015 at 2:39 PM

Re: “Disappointing Food


... No cooking, minimal cleaning, incredibly affordable"

Aren't the meals like $5 each, if you break it down mathematically? Although not super expensive, I also wouldn't call that 'incredibly affordable'. For reference, $5 is roughly what you get per day (for all meals) on food stamps.

Not that I'm on them or anything.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by lyle on 03/31/2015 at 10:49 PM

Re: “Disappointing Food

Look, circle-jerking about tipping or not tipping aside, it's not your god-given right to dine out and have people serve you, do your dishes, cook your meals, and tie everything up into a nice little bow.

So whining about being 'forced' to tip is asinine at best.

You're not being forced to do anything at any time when it comes to eating out.

17 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by lyle on 03/31/2015 at 10:21 AM

Re: “Wizard of Filth

That's just like...your opinion, man.

I don't even know who I'm responding to with that comment, or what context I'm saying it in.

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by lyle on 03/30/2015 at 10:30 PM

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