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WWF villain? Wait! Kayfabe! It explains so much!
What was that law about holes again?
You know, that if you find yourself getting deeper into one … well, stop digging?
From the PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA:
'The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."'
Hail Eris, Portland'5. However you say it.
Baltimore has been on the downhill slide ever since H.L. Mencken died.
Heh. Who'd ever think Santorum would play the race card?
I watched a video of a woman demonstrating a neti pot once, and she was looking in the mirror with this glazed expression, and I remember thinking, 'If I wanted to spread brain-controlling organisms via an already-gullible public, that's exactly how I'd do it'.
The problem here, as all serious students of super-villainy will note, is that our mastermind is spreading 'brain-DESTROYING' amoebae. Trouble with hyper-intelligent supervillains is, they always 'over think' it. It's like Attila the Hun said when he was surveying the smoldering ruins of the invaded town to his son, with whom he tasked the operation: 'No, no, no! I've I've told you ONCE, I've told you TWO OR THREE TIMES (Huns didn't hold much for counting very high), first you rape, then you pillage, THEN you burn!'
But then, supervillains always did go for the big show, yes?
What's the problem with genie lamps, @5? Don't genie's, as well as any other creature from myth or legend, have the inherent human right to see things in their darkened bedchambers at night? Especially if, now, I'm just throwing this out there, look like Barbara Eden ca. 1968 or so? Where is our sense of equanimity? Oh, the huge manatee!
Other than that, @6 nailed it. No, it's not very interesting.
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