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Re: “Shameless Self Promotion”
The current tally is now: Awesome, 15%; Super Awesome, 8%; Really, really Super Awesome, 32%; WTF is the Mercury, 44%.
Those who know about PMerc exceeds those who don't by 6%. As far as the poll's concerned.
I shall alert George Soros immediately.
You're welcome.
Re: “"Do You See Anyone Here With Nutsacks On Their Face?"”
The most amusing thing about the apres-release reaction for "An American Carol" was the boasts about further "conservative comedies" from Zucker – until it became obvious that the movie was teh suck, and left out that one essential ingredient for comedy - it had no detectable humor. Obvious jabs at hack jokes and strawmen do not teh funnay make.
Now indeed it can be told: the real reason "conservative" films don't get play isn't because Hollywood is liberal (which it always is until conservatives need it for money or publicity).
It's because they blow.
Re: “"Do You See Anyone Here With Nutsacks On Their Face?"”
@two squatting women: When I heard that the David third of the legendary ZAZ was making as "conservative comedy" (that they had to actually use the qualify the word 'comedy' should have been a big red flag to those not in the choir that it wasn't really one … kind of like songs and albums with the words 'rock and roll' in them blow) I felt the same sort of despair that I used to fell when I'd find out that hot supermodels became conservative as they aged (but were still hot).
It's a little hard to describe, actually.
Re: “Fandango Can Suck It”
Wm™ Steven Humphrey:
Nothing is ever, ever free. Except internet porn. That's free.
Well, at least it is until someone with a subpoena starts looking through server logs.
Re: “The WEIRDEST Health Reform Cartoons, Ever”
Matt:I'm going to auction these off. They're originals. Do I hear $300?
No.
Moreover, I'm invoicing the PMerc for the piece of my very soul these cartoons stole from me. Even though one of them is quite hot.
On the upside, though, they are far and away better than any editorial cartoon Glenn McCoy's ever done.
Re: “The WEIRDEST Health Reform Cartoons, Ever”
Matt: I'm going to auction these off. They're originals. Do I hear $300?
No.
Moreover, I'm invocing the PMerc for the bit of my soul that those cartoons just stole.
On the upside: They're far and away better (and at least one is hotter) than anything Glenn McCoy's ever done.
Re: “Tea Party Protester: Ignore Me, Specifically?”
Maybe she just dosen't want to be seen with that large fellow waving the devil horns under the building address there in the background.
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