I like whiskey and boooobs.
Nice work, Ring. Now nail down a decent sci-fi license and you'll be set for life.
Dear "number six," new to town? There is no "Clackamas side" of the Sellwood bridge.
It's a stupid and unstable place for a bridge anyway. Tear it down.
Oh, and Ezra, I'm taking you down in fantasy basketball this season! (Actually, probably not.)
Hell, I'm just hoping that Canzano's message gets through to all the Johnny-come-latelies, so they'll sell their lower bowl season tix at a cut rate, due to emotional depression, and I'll be able to afford the good seats like I did back when the Blazers sucked balls and won 21 games.
Nice work, Ezra. Now I won't drink the 'zano punch and sleep the season away.
That being said. Pendergraph's departure made me sad. That's all. Go Blazers! It starts tonight!
Okay, let me retrace my steps here. Showstopper, the only thing you ever fucking write about is hipsters, even when the writer isn't even talking about hipsters. It's obvious you have a lame chip on your shoulder. Maybe mom didn't breast feed you, I don't know. But in the future, try to write something constructive, instead of spending all your time whining. Assface.
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Whenever you write about comics, the first rule of entertainment journalism states that you must start with "Whoosh! Bam! Pow!" as a headline or subhead. Get it right!
Oh, and to that other guy who commented, you're probably a fucking hipster, so shut your douchetrap.
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