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Re: “The Trail Blazers' 40th Anniversary Jerseys Are U-G-L-Y”
Ezra, I forgot to sock you in the shoulder last time I saw you at Luke and Marni's. I planned to sock you in the shoulder because you get to go to every game and sit comfortably in the media box (whether the "journalists" respect you or not is moot). Remind me next time I see you there, maybe this weekend? Anway, I like the red jerseys, but was similarly soft on the rip city logo. Ultimately, it comes down to how much you'll barf when you see the newbie fans wearing them around town. They're pretty innocuous, so I'm thinking they won't really make me barf much.
--Tim E.
Re: “Day of the Tentacles”
One more point. How do you know it's a lady? You live in Portland. There are a lot of pretty boys here. Hell, one of your coworkers plays in the Parenthetical Girls, and when I see pictures of them, he looks pretty girly to me. And frankly, that codpiece looks stuffed.
Re: “Day of the Tentacles”
actually, it looks more like she's gonna get an Aliens© face rape to me.
Re: “Fashion Secrets of the Spandex Free”
fuck british columbia. just kidding. helmet laws are fine for kids, but Oregon is proudly libertarian. Please allow us our choices and mistakes. Humans should not be legislated by insurance executives.
Re: “Samscandalgate: Is the Tide Turning?”
What? Gay men have sex with....men? Politicians....lie? Gimme a fucking break. Whose idea was it to cover a story on Sam Adams having sex with someone anyway? Oh wait, the Mercury covered that story, right? Douche bag rumor rag.
Re: “Blazers vs Kings - Hot Live Blog Action”
I have actually already decided for whom I'm going to vote, so in truth the competition for sound bites isn't pertinent, as far as I'm concerned. I was, however, pretty happy to hear (no tv) a whole bunch of new players and "veterans" getting happy after the first half and creating posters for the new fans of the Portland Trailblazers. But geez, I read the Merc pretty regularly and all, but trying to look up news on the blazers and having only this to read...well, the writing is so youthful, so clichégative. I am happy that someone other than bought media is covering this, though. So, thanks for the gametime blog.
Re: “Bikini Coffee Draws Sexism Protests”
My ex-wife, who is my favorite feminist (seriously, she'll kick your ass if you don't keep it tight), came up with the best bikini business idea years ago. Boob 'n' Lube. ©her. Mechanics! Oil! Free newspaper while you wait! Feminist women can have a sense of humor and realize that the argument of exploitation is subjective.
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