A thought experiment for you, Paul. If you had feces on any other part of your body, would you wipe it off with just toilet paper?
Yeah, I'll keep my wipes thank you. In a perfect world I'd have a bidet, but in the meantime I'll have to settle for wipes. Sit down toilets and toilet paper are the grossest thing the west has ever adopted.
I learned a trade that was in demand. Try it sometime.
Admittedly I liked the pics of Nik, Rachael, and Jed, but I did find it amusing they attempted to debunk Portlandia by taking pictures of someone in Portlandia.
frankieb, regardless of whether the charges are valid or not, NO ONE deserves to have their personal information displayed on a public forum. I'm sure your mother taught you that two wrongs don't make a right.
Jose Canseco is not white.
My fixed Monopoly is better. It has no dice, no player elimination, no realizing in the first 30 minutes who will win. Just straight up business tactics; which is what the game should be about.
Shuffle the property cards and put out twice as many as there are players. Rearrange them from least to most expensive. Auction off the least expensive half.
Negotiate trades with players for the properties you want to try to monopolize.
Build any houses and hotels on properties you have monopolized.
Get whatever money you would normally get if someone landed on your property. Regular rules apply: triple for monopolies, more for houses and hotels.
Players are progressively taxed on their income. The richest player at 50% and the lowest player at 20%. This keeps things balanced so there's no run away winner.
Do it all again until all the buildings are gone. You will progressively be buying up more expensive properties. The person with the most money wins.
I've been saying this shit for years. The best financial decision I ever made was not going to college and doing the opposite of what I was told I should do growing up has worked out fantastically for me.
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