aprillorraine 
Member since Jul 23, 2008

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Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not a "heartbreaker". I haven't "had sex… More »

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Re: “De-evolutionaries

"People who are disenfranchised are taking to the streets and making me late for my yoga class, WAAAAAAAAAAAA! They're wearing black bandanas and making me scared, WAAAAA!" What petty complaints you have.

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Posted by aprillorraine on 12/30/2014 at 12:13 PM

Re: “Slugs

This is the worst poem I've read on here.

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Posted by aprillorraine on 06/12/2014 at 3:50 PM

This blog is a bad idea. All it does is perpetuate and encourage the passive-aggressiveness Portland is so well known for. Stand up for what you think and believe--confront the person you're writing about.

2 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by aprillorraine on 05/16/2014 at 2:57 PM

Re: “Someone is Changing Portland Stop Signs to "Poop"

Copycat. Spotted this in Eugene a couple months ago during spring/summer: http://imgur.com/2AfJS

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Posted by aprillorraine on 01/07/2013 at 3:20 PM

Re: “Online Dating

Have you tried http://www.christianmingle.com ?

24 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by aprillorraine on 12/27/2012 at 12:54 PM

Re: “Oregon's Prison Population is Growing Fast—What Can We Do?

Can we get rid of measure 11 now?

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Posted by aprillorraine on 12/27/2012 at 12:52 PM

Re: “So I Read Fifty Shades of Grey

This book was HORRIBLE! And I had no idea that it started as Twilight fan fic until after I stopped reading the book midway through and wanted to research why it sucked so goddamn much.

The writing style is very immature--in the sex scenes the main character Anna exclaims "HOLY COW!" and "Oh my gosh" and describes how Christian Grey touches her "down there". The author does a clumsy job try to convince the reader that Anna's an intelligent (She reads classic books!) but unfortunately the author gifted her with the vocabulary of a middle school girl. Oh, and she bites her lip like, a million times in the book. AND YOU DON'T GO THROUGH PORTLAND FROM VANCOUVER TO GET TO SEATTLE!

Perhaps the idea the book is presenting is sexy, but in my opinion the book itself it not. At all. The writing is too atrocious for this supposed "erotica" book to stimulate any sexual inkling whatsoever.

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Posted by aprillorraine on 04/20/2012 at 12:34 PM

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