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Re: “For the Love of God, Erika… DO NOT MARRY THIS MAN!!”
First of all, dschuster was initially read as Douche-ster. It's just really really close. That's all.
Secondly, totally faked. I know several people that have worked at Disneyland and NOTHING happens there without them knowing about it. Cameras EVERYWHERE. There is only one spot in the entire park that doesn't have a camera on it and all the staff knows about it. It's a tiny cave on the backside of Big Thunder Mountain and if you step into it, you'll know it's true, because there is almost always a used condom or four in there.
But more than the cameras, or the horrible acting, it's the mics. Each person is mic'd separately.
I hate the manipulation of the stupid.
Re: “Pagodaless”
By the way, in kinda related news: FUCK Chase Bank. Fuck them in their stupid asses. Give me back my WaMu.
Re: “GYAAAAHH! WHAT THE FUCK?! Oh, Wait. It's Just Mickey Rourke.”
I think he looks more like Egg Shen.
Re: “Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, and Tracy Morgan Collaborate on New Comedy Project!”
I thought the same thing about a movie starring Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Hank Azaria, Robin Williams, Christopher Guest, Steve Coogan, Ricky Gervais, Bill Hader, Jay Baruchel, Mindy Kaling, Craig Robinson, Eugene Levy and Jonah Hill. AND it was written by two guys from The State. But then it just ended up being Night At The Museum 2. And it was fucking terrible. TERRIBLE.
Re: “The 3rd Floor XXVI”
Holeeeeee crap. F'ing hilarious.
Re: “RoboCop Ignores RoboCop Duties, Steps Through Television to Eat Korean Family's Dinner.”
It's the theme to Back To The Future III. I'll never admit why I know that.
Re: “RoboCop Ignores RoboCop Duties, Steps Through Television to Eat Korean Family's Dinner.”
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that's the best thing I've ever seen.
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