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Re: “The 3rd Floor XXVI

Forgot to rate it.

Posted by Jennie on 03/15/2009 at 7:32 PM

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Re: “Republican Legislator Matt Wingard Plagiarizes Entire Global Warming Speech

Having known this man since he was a child, I can attest that he is now and has always been a douchebag of monumental proportions.

It didn't surprise me a few years back to hear about this story:…

If there was an Oregonian article about his douchebaggery as an adolescent, I'd post that too. He was a weasel then and is a weasel now. I guarantee you, anyone else that went to school with him in Aloha would tell you the same thing. None of this surprises me in the slightest.

Posted by Jennie on 02/15/2010 at 6:55 PM

Re: “For the Love of God, Erika… DO NOT MARRY THIS MAN!!

First of all, dschuster was initially read as Douche-ster. It's just really really close. That's all.

Secondly, totally faked. I know several people that have worked at Disneyland and NOTHING happens there without them knowing about it. Cameras EVERYWHERE. There is only one spot in the entire park that doesn't have a camera on it and all the staff knows about it. It's a tiny cave on the backside of Big Thunder Mountain and if you step into it, you'll know it's true, because there is almost always a used condom or four in there.

But more than the cameras, or the horrible acting, it's the mics. Each person is mic'd separately.

I hate the manipulation of the stupid.

Posted by Jennie on 07/11/2009 at 5:31 PM

Re: “Pagodaless

By the way, in kinda related news: FUCK Chase Bank. Fuck them in their stupid asses. Give me back my WaMu.

Posted by Jennie on 06/30/2009 at 11:05 PM

Re: “GYAAAAHH! WHAT THE FUCK?! Oh, Wait. It's Just Mickey Rourke.

I think he looks more like Egg Shen.

Posted by Jennie on 06/10/2009 at 12:46 AM

Re: “Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, and Tracy Morgan Collaborate on New Comedy Project!

I thought the same thing about a movie starring Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Hank Azaria, Robin Williams, Christopher Guest, Steve Coogan, Ricky Gervais, Bill Hader, Jay Baruchel, Mindy Kaling, Craig Robinson, Eugene Levy and Jonah Hill. AND it was written by two guys from The State. But then it just ended up being Night At The Museum 2. And it was fucking terrible. TERRIBLE.

Posted by Jennie on 05/27/2009 at 5:49 PM

Re: “The 3rd Floor XXVI

Holeeeeee crap. F'ing hilarious.

Posted by Jennie on 03/15/2009 at 7:31 PM

Re: “RoboCop Ignores RoboCop Duties, Steps Through Television to Eat Korean Family's Dinner.

It's the theme to Back To The Future III. I'll never admit why I know that.

Posted by Jennie on 01/03/2009 at 11:56 PM

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