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Updated on June 8, 2010 at 2:40 PM

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Re: “Bar Carlo

This place is great! I was so excited to have a breakfast place open in my neighborhood that serves good coffee and food. I have been there many times since they opened and have never been disappointed.

Posted by humanclock on 03/18/2009 at 10:31 PM

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