Those things make me feel uncomfortable. They remind me of flippers-something like Danny Devito's Penguin character? Shudder......
So great to hear the zoo is doing such a great job with its finances. Especially with that goddamn levy so conveniently added into my property taxes.
What a bunch of douchebags.
Uh, have you considered returning it? You can't have used it all. Just put it back when no one is looking. Or you could replace it with a new bottle.
And who the fuck thinks a fax is a good way to invite anyone anywhere? He's surprised no one showed up? No, that's the move you make when you don't want anyone to show up.
Oooooh! What local business can we nominate?
Yes BO, but I think it's more likely that the funds would simply be taken away/transferred from a different city bureau. After all, the public demands their perception of safety and security! And as folks in unrelated bureaus lose their jobs to pay for lack of police oversight, we all get even crappier city services than we receive now.
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