Dear "Ann Romano" -- whatever your actual name is -- why do you have to rag on Anne Hathaway so bitterly? Is it because she's everything you're not? Young, talented, fantastically beautiful, slim, uses her own name -- you can fill in the rest of the list. Unlike some of the authentic train wrecks upon whom you semi-justifiably heap your scorn and derision, Anne Hathaway does not deserve it, so lay off! Now blow me, quick, I double-parked to send you this.
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