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Re: “"We live in Lake Oswego. We like Riccardo's."”
Matt Davis has penis envy. Terminal penis envy.
Re: “Next Brewhaha: Urban Renewal”
Is it true that Matt Davis lives in a condo that used to be a low-income housing unit and paid for his sweet digs through his wife's work on a publically funded stadium project in Eugene?
Cause that would be fuuuuuu-nnneee
Re: “PTFC2k9: The Season Cometh”
L'il Matty's coverage was "excellent" in the same way a three-legged chihuahua is "intimidating".
He is shite.
Re: “Hall Monitor”
If by the "mentally ill" you mean L'il Matt, he'll welcome the work.
Re: “BREAKING: Oregonian Makes "Painful But Necessary" Cuts To Staff Pay, Pensions”
(The above being an example of the Mercury's massive institutional memory and killer research skills...sheesh...)
Re: “Council Votes Yes To Major League Soccer”
"Congratulations morons! The Portland retard train rolls on. Go fuck yourselves. And please do it with YOUR OWN GODDAMNED MONEY!!!"
"Hey DemonJuice, I was at work. Go fuck yourself."
"Hey Daaaaaaaave, go fuck yourself."
"I have eyeballs in my face and grey shit between my ears."
-- the words of Chairman Blabby, consensus-builder
Re: “Nick Fish, 1. Cynicism, 0.”
Just to be clear on one thing, Stuffy. Soccer fans aren't assholes. I'm an asshole. Big difference.
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