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Re: “Robotsploitation”
Dang, I gotta say this was one of the most terribly effusive, self-fellating reviews I have ever read but it makes me want to go catch the matinee showing of this film post haste.
Re: “Savage Love Letter of the Day”
Yeah! I agree with lucky mike.
Re: “Gut Shot: The Joys of Tripe”
I'll be honest: I couldn't stand you at first but now that you've written about Tripe, main ingredient of menudo, a personal favorite, my opinion has changed. Bravo for the bold choice of speaking out in support of our responsibility to eat the "entire animal."
Re: “Gut Shot: The Joys of Tripe”
I'll be honest: I couldn't stand you at first but now that you've written about Tripe, main ingredient of menudo, a personal favorite, my opinion has changed. Bravo for the bold choice of speaking out in support of our responsibility to eat the "entire animal."
Re: “Win Tickets to See Los Campesinos!”
I deserve to win these tickets because I've been terminally unemployed this year as a result of the economy and I finally scored an interview for a decent position at a decent company but the whole time I was talking to the interviewer he had a bugger hanging out of his nose and I didn't once laugh or even stare at it for too long. My good manners earned me a second interview and I think the tickets to Los Campesinos are a pretty adequate reward for my politeness, no? Plus it's easter Sunday and my buddy and I are having kind of a bro-date because we don't have any family in Portland to eat ham with and I think this would be an awesome surprise for him as he is a huge Los Campesinos fan.
Re: “Salvation Army on Grand”
There was another Salvation Army shuttered on the way to Mt. Hood on HWY 26 whose marquee read 'Thanks US Bank.' Call me a dick but I thought it was comical.
Re: “MLS2PDX: Hellos and Goodbyes”
I was under the impression USL Live didn't exist anymore.
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