Thank you for the Tales of Canterbury rendition of every visit made to any of the McMenamins.
It is a shame that such a wonderful idea for a local chain ends up wallowing in misery.
Word! I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my penis.
My dick is a shining pillar of cleanliness.
The rest of the world? Not so much.
If the car is parked on the street, than the problem is entirely yours, you passive aggressive twat! It's open for everyone, including your neighbors, fellow Portlanders, even you and me.
And, who cares which direction people are parked in?
Why don't you park in your own driveway and find something real to bitch about? If maybe, you don't have your own driveway and this is all do to an amateur scene of jealousy, then you should use "hipster Craigslist" to find yourself a better place hopefully far away from Portland. Try Seattle, it might suit you.
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