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Re: “Cheese, Bacon, Your Gallbladder, and You.”
where can I get that sandwich?!?!?!
Re: “Al Franken for President”
The best part was the Miley Cyrus song playing at the beginning. "It's a party in the U.S.A. yeaaaaaaah"
Re: “Let's Talk About Sex (and Food), Baby!”
at first I didnt think so but then at about halfway through I thought "that blonde is hott." and then i just lmfaoed.
Re: “How Wet Will You Get?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
where can I get one?
so lonely...
Re: “Win Tickets to CSS!!!”
I deserve these tickets because even though I am currently "getting paid for being for awesome" as I like to call it (which means I am a musician on unemployment!), that may cover the bills, but not the fun. Plus there are a couple of sexy ladies out there I have had my eye on and I would like to ask one out on a date, and having free concert tickets would make it look like I have money.
I love CSS and I am poor and need to get laid. Help a sista out!
Re: “"Orangina" Does Not Rhyme with "Vagina"...”
Someone has a furry fetish.
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