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Re: “Dear Cigarette Smokers

seriously, fuck this chicken coop-owning, self-pickling, vest and mustache-wearing, burning man-going, hippie feel good liberal asshole.

i'll smoke if i want to.

20 likes, 45 dislikes
Posted by bort on 08/04/2013 at 10:52 PM

Re: “Dear Cigarette Smokers

oh fuck off and vote against flouride, you self-important shitheel.

if i knew where you lived i'd leave more that empty cigarette packs in your yard, IE giant human feces.

get over your self-righteous, pseudo healthy-living, earth-conscious suburbian self image and accept that people don't make the decisions as you, and learn to live with the fact that litter happens in urban environments.

24 likes, 46 dislikes
Posted by bort on 08/04/2013 at 10:45 PM

Re: “Is This a Coincidence?

swingers was a movie about a certain type of hollywood/LA people written by a guy from new york, no one ever seemed bummed out by that, so what difference does it make whether or not a person was born in a city they're parodying?

i think some of the bits and caricatures are funny to one degree or another, and sometimes are on the nose. i think the disliking of portlandia is this city taking itself too seriously and hating on things that exemplifies itself as a city that is becoming increasingly more popular.

11 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by bort on 08/04/2013 at 6:58 PM

Re: “To The Chap Who Stole My Ray Bans From The Co Op

everyone loses sunglasses all the time, but this guy thinks he's so chill that his were stolen.

15 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by bort on 08/04/2013 at 6:45 PM

Re: “Men's Warehouse Event

did you get lost looking for craigslist?

17 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by bort on 08/04/2013 at 9:10 AM

Re: “Is This a Coincidence?

uhhh a transplant complaining about transplants? that's really fucking rich. the people born and raised in whatever stupid town you're living in now probably hates you and all the other "portland natives."

23 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by bort on 08/04/2013 at 9:09 AM

Re: “Fuck AMC

anon only watches imported series that have to be played on a region-free DVD player, so you've never heard of them.

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by bort on 08/02/2013 at 7:55 PM

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