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Updated on September 16, 2008 at 1:20 PM

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Re: “Hawthorne Bridge

Oh My... Ya'll missed out. March Fourth?
Check your PDXBF guide cause you both missed the Huge 60' dome with afterparty till 3am in Downtown Portland lastnight. I've lived here over 16yrs and Tucker has really worked hard and pulled some epic shit off. There are a shit ton more events you can see here IF you're not too lazy to look! Get off your ASS and participate:…

Armchair critics- (what have you EVER done besides being a critic?) nothing is going to please you... Perhaps you're the lame.


Posted by astrogirl on 08/01/2010 at 2:09 PM

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Re: “Someone is Changing Portland Stop Signs to "Poop"

I saw this masterpiece over off 11th & division.…

32 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by astrogirl on 01/08/2013 at 6:35 PM

Re: “More On Campbell Shooting Sergeant's Discrimination Allegations: "Ra, SERT team! Where every man's a tiger, a big f__king tiger, a big f__king tiger with a dick this big!"

Excuse me? This is the "ELITE" police team? This would be EMBARRASSING if it were a group of High School Students much less our "elite" police force. How would anyone think that calling these bozos would help.

Portland Police, Chief Sizer... Pardon me- but GET it THE EFF TOGETHER... Chasse should have NEVER died for pissing on the street. Damn- why don't you issue the police force "Bad Kitty" water guns; which probably WOULD have worked in this case.

I'm embarrassed not to mention; frightened any time I'm faced with a Portland Police officer. I once had one do an unlawful search & seizure in my OWN home when I was there alone. I was even charged with "disorderly conduct" in my own residence- and the police officer even LIED about it in court over a STUPID sound complaint from a mentally unstable neighbor who "looked" more "normal" than I did. It was TOTAL BULLSHIT... if my other neighbor hadn't taken TIME OFF OF WORK to TESTIFY for me... I would have had a $1,200 dollar fine plus a record. What a dis-service to the city and myself- my neighbor your LAME, SHORT, Ass of a COP whose name I will not mention did. I was even too traumatized by the cop's threats to go and pick up the equipment he confiscated. I wonder HOW many OTHER stories never even get the time of day... Especially when big one's like this don't get the attention or action they deserve.

If your officers are so eager to overlook a person's rights on such a small level- I have to ask myself what they are willing to do when they've got bigger decisions to make.

PPD: you get a FAIL in my book. I feel more comfortable walking down the street lined with drug dealers and prostitutes than being bullied by the likes of you. At least I can deal with them without fearing for my life or being threatened & taken to jail. What ever happened to Officer Friendly, the normal "beat-walking" cop who was on YOUR side?? Instead of making me feel safe- I usually feel fear; what a sad state to have to feel living in Portland, Oregon.

SO LAME. This stinks.



Posted by astrogirl on 02/23/2010 at 3:57 PM

Re: “Win Tickets to Mos Def!!!


Posted by astrogirl on 05/21/2009 at 3:43 PM

Re: “Win Tickets to Mos Def!!!

Dear Mercury,

Granted, some of these other kids DO have some decent reasons of why they WANT to get tix to MOS DEF, but what kind of entertainment are they gonna provide the public at large?? I think you & our fair city wanna see some EFFIN ACTION, am I wrong?

Let's talk ACTION & ENTERTAINMENT VALUE: Do these other ticketwanters own 4 BITCHIN ZEBRA UNITARDS W/ BLING from the a SALEM OREGON DRILL TEAM like the one IMA PDXparty is rockin in my profile pix? I assure you, they, do not.

I'm Astrogirl; Keeper of the ZEBRA ARMY (since 2004). I pack these suits to shows, weddings, festivals, openings & recruit unsuspecting people to wear them and just when the shit can't get any better- I bust them the fuck out & have been making SCENES all over the west coast & canadia, prancing around on stage in front of thousands insighting MAYHEM- inspiring peeps to let their inhibitions go & get their "zebra on": FANS who DROOL over the Zebra Army: Scissor Sisters, March Fourth Marching Band, Bassnectar, the Sissyboys, Holocene, the Wonder, Shambhala Music Festival, Lightning in a Bottle, Peaches to name some of my faves.…

I'll be "packin" if ya'll give me these tix to the show. If YOU want a chance to wear a SKIN- hit me up.

TOP THAT- biznatches!

xoxo astro

Posted by astrogirl on 05/20/2009 at 7:51 AM

Re: “My, What a Busy Week!

FILASTINE Friday, April 10th: Hi; There was only a brief mention about Filastine's show in the Mercury; Check out this interesting article in The Stranger about this unique sound activist/artist:…

Posted by astrogirl on 04/09/2009 at 10:49 AM

Re: “Elliott Smith, R.I.P.

man.... you had to. This brings tears to my eyes as a 1-degree observer i remember... Over a dozen yrs ago-the Heatmiser boys use to visit my work... the old school PDX institution BIG BANG... I remember the first show I saw Elliott play... at Umbra Penumbra a coffee shop where "greenhouse" is downtown now... The crowd was full of mumbles- and elliott stopped his solo acoustic set and meekly said in the softest voice; "hey you guys... if you're gonna talk, I'm not gonna play..." Silence allowed his darkest feelings to invade us all... I still may have a recording...they use to sell them on tape at the cafe... I use to see him in my hood at Nicolas's all the time... R.I.P. e.s. Thanks for the beauty...

Posted by astrogirl on 10/23/2008 at 4:55 PM

Re: “Win a Starfucker Prize Package!

I would take one for the team and straight up "peg" John McCain w/ a stars & stripes dildo up his uptight ASS... (picture his face people... "eeeeHH!"™) while secretly videotaping the 2 second duration from multiple angles and POST the patriotic video on the holy trinity of Godtube™, Youtube™ AND X-tube™. This would accomplish at least 2 things:

1) (the more obvious) Ensure the failure of the Republican party.. whoot whoot!
2) Provide an instant solution to the world's overpopulation issue- as the result in actually viewing said video would no doubt make just about anyone's sex pack up and wanna leave FOR GOOD... thus having an instant birth control effect on pretty much the whole world as we know it.

Badabing- badaboong...

um... btw... the comment by "graham" up there... Miley Cyrus?? WTF?? uh- 411 this ain't Lustlab, a chat room or Sweet Home, Oregon.... AND we can see your mug... That's just fucked UP.

Posted by astrogirl on 09/16/2008 at 5:19 PM

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