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Re: “Win Tickets to Wolfmother!”
I am incapable of growing hair as rock-and-roll as Andrew Stockdale. I wish to live vicariously through his long, curly locks.
Re: “Aziz Ansari vs. IMAX: Film Nerd Fight!”
Service industry employees don't get paid enough to deal with people like this. If you're that underwhelmed by the screen size, leave the theater and exchange your ticket for a regular-size screen.
That said, I don't think the extra $5 is worth it. Ticket prices are high enough as it is.
Re: “Starfucker Take Their "Medicine"”
I like the idea of throwing down stacks of money on a game of Go... but from the look of the board, I don't think they know what they're doing.
Re: “Win Tickets to see Bloc Party and Menomena”
Because the CIA waterboarded me 266 times, and all I got was this lousy shirt.
Re: “Anti-Tax Protest Packs Pioneer Square”
> a) Govt mandated lending began the real estate fiasco.
Completely untrue. More than 60% of the people who received subprime loans had credit scores high enough to qualify for prime conventional loans. There was an entire goddamned industry that formed around subprime loans--they couldn't sell enough of them.
Re: “Are There Any 17 Year Olds Want To Make Out With Me In A Bathroom For A Minute Without Touching Any Of My Intimate Parts Just For The Sake Of An Experiment, So We Can Lay This Thing To Rest?”
Every time I read about Teenboygate, I get that Stevie Nicks song stuck in my head.
Re: “ARCTIC BLAST! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!”
A PLANET WHERE APES EVOLVE FROM MEN???
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