Aurelius141 
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Re: “Uber Question for Drivers

Oh my god am I totally reading this? Oh yeah Haha I get it... I hope...

Posted by Aurelius141 on 04/25/2015 at 1:48 AM

Re: “Inside Amy Schumer's Brilliant Friday Night Lights Parody

Bro I'm not worried about it, just commenting on modern culture. I enjoy a good discussion so I'm not likely to be worried about brevity any time soon either. I came of age in the pre-web era when human thought was not not limited to 140 characters or less. My smart phone is of the dumber variety so forgive the spelling errors, I'm a much better speller with pen and paper (you can look that up on Wikipedia if you were born after 1990). But thank you for admitting that you have nothing against my actual content other than the occasional typo. All this is in good fun in the hopes that at some point a good old fashioned exchange of ideas will take place.

Posted by Aurelius141 on 04/24/2015 at 2:33 AM

Re: “Inside Amy Schumer's Brilliant Friday Night Lights Parody

Wow I guess by the zero likes and numerous dislikes I really am just too dumb to follow a sketch that has fourteen versions of "hey coach now can we rape? How bout now?" Coach:"still no!" How did I miss that fine example of the sharpest comedic wit around? I'm not hating on Amy. The only reason for my "even if you were attractive" comment was a jab at her massive campaign of "I'm not really trying to sell my show with sex, I'm actually making a statement about the hot-chicks-telling-dumb-jokes culture". All I'm saying is that it only works if you actually tell good jokes. To her credit, her brilliant portrayal of the wine guzzling suburban house wife was sublime. Did you see how her glass got bigger each time? It took me a couple of takes but I eventually got it! Alcoholism is a progressive disease that will demoralize you and make you oblviose to what is happening right in front of you! Like bad TV.

Posted by Aurelius141 on 04/23/2015 at 12:27 PM

Re: “Savage Love Letter of the Day: Blown Apart

I've been on both sides of this fence. Women who can't suck enough cock and women who'd rather gag on a rusty spoon. But BLOW, the world can be a lonely place. It sounds like you've got more going on than most who have suffered the drawbacks and disadvantages that you have. If everything else about it works for you then consider there are worse fates than going without oral. You're still pretty young, and I guarantee your hand beats a mediocre blow job any day of the week.

Posted by Aurelius141 on 04/22/2015 at 7:35 PM

Re: “Inside Amy Schumer's Brilliant Friday Night Lights Parody

I dunno guys. I watched my first episode last night and must admit I pretty much struggled to get though it. I was drawn in by all the hype (she wouldn't use tits and ass so ironically unless she really had some good material right?) and was genuinely looking forward to seeing it. But I gotta say I didn't get even one moderate chuckle from the whole "chubby white chick version of the Chapelle Show" episode. With so much potential for poignant and relevant humor, the lampooning of football rape culture sketch was flat at best. Dave Chapelle would have killed that shit! Her standup cut away segments were short on time as well as punch and I don't remember hearing any genuine laughs from the audience. Sorry Amy, I really was looking forward to being inside you. But even if you were more attractive I don't think I'll be returning any time soon. Bet Dave would hit that in a heartbeat though...

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Posted by Aurelius141 on 04/22/2015 at 7:03 PM

Re: “Your Ride's Here

Boo hoo cab companies! Guess you better call the whaa-mbulance. TNCs don't have an obligation to staff drivers who have wheelchair access because they aren't providing the transportation, they are simply connecting people who have rides with people who need them. Cab companies maintain entire fleets of vehicles and are easily in position to step up the number of handicap access vehicles and meet the obvious demand for such fares. I think they better embrace this sector of the market before the TNCs put them put of business for good. As long as Uber and Lyft drivers are accountable for their whereabouts and conduct, I personally cheer this new stage of the communication age. It is nothing more or less than the future of carpooling. It provides income to drivers and fair prices for riders.

Posted by Aurelius141 on 04/13/2015 at 12:55 PM

Re: “If You Have Billions You Get What You Want

Jeez JTR and RICKSTEVENS, get an Uber and a room already!

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Posted by Aurelius141 on 04/10/2015 at 5:57 PM

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