You don't know if there's an afterlife? Try opening up a Bible sometime buddy. It's practically blasphemous to suggest that kind of stuff is up for debate. If I was your editor I would change the last line from
"I don't know if there's an afterlife, but if there is, I'm fairly certain he and Gene just picked up from wherever it was their last fight left off. I really wish I could hear it."
"He and Gene have picked up from wherever it was their last fight left off and have continued it in the afterlife. I don't know if they will both be in heaven, or both be in hell, but so long as both of them are spending eternity in the same section of the afterlife, they will be fighting. I really wish I could hear it."
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