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Oct 28, 2016 Spaceman commented on "David S. Pumpkins Makes Every Horror Movie Even More Terrifying" 🎃.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS ANYMORE.
Oct 18, 2016 Spaceman commented on The Strange Phenomenon of Women Who Vote Trump.
You're not helping re: sadness, JTR.
Oct 18, 2016 Spaceman commented on The Strange Phenomenon of Women Who Vote Trump.
I'm sad now.
Aug 30, 2016 Spaceman commented on If You're Thinking About Buying a Home in Portland, DO NOT BUY A HOME IN PORTLAND.
Hippo has a whole stack of glass bricks, too. Not as cheap, but it seems like it would be worth it. Aesthetically.
Aug 30, 2016 Spaceman commented on If You're Thinking About Buying a Home in Portland, DO NOT BUY A HOME IN PORTLAND.
At what point do we get to throw bricks at Vic Remmers? Is it now? I got my eye on a really great pile of bricks.
Aug 18, 2016 Spaceman commented on I Love You, Amy Schumer, But You're Wrong.
The guy is a dick. He deserves nothing. His apologies are garbage. At his core, he is frightened but unrepentantly shitty.

Megan! I took a bad stab at satire on twitter and got blocked. Sorry about that, it's hot and I'm drunk and not very funny.
Jul 26, 2016 Spaceman commented on Good Morning, News: A Democratic Boo-Fest, a Bungled Fake Kidnapping, and Bullseye's Latest Bad News.
"Your weather? Not looking too terrible."

Jesus, Dirk. Are you a secret space reptile? Endotherms tend to get real goddamn uncomfortable.
Jul 2, 2016 Spaceman commented on Don't Hassle Me; I Like Apples.
Honeycrisp. That is a nice apple.

So good.
Jul 1, 2016 Spaceman commented on The Daily Show's Jessica Williams Signs Off, Skewers Bernie Supporters Voting for Trump.
It's Portland. We're in Portland. Portland is in the name just before Mercury.
Jun 22, 2016 Spaceman commented on The Eight Best Items at Pine Street Market.
As a vegan, I