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Re: “Drunken Basketball Jonez”
Even though it's full of douche-lickers, I like the Agency because it looks like Optimus Prime's nut sack in there.
Re: “Are There Any 17 Year Olds Want To Make Out With Me In A Bathroom For A Minute Without Touching Any Of My Intimate Parts Just For The Sake Of An Experiment, So We Can Lay This Thing To Rest?”
oh, so I'm the only one here who gets drunk at the party and makes out with the dog. Hypocrites!
Re: “Are There Any 17 Year Olds Want To Make Out With Me In A Bathroom For A Minute Without Touching Any Of My Intimate Parts Just For The Sake Of An Experiment, So We Can Lay This Thing To Rest?”
if kissing is sexual contact, then apparently I have fucked a lot of dogs.
Re: “Good Morning, News!!!”
another related quote from Savage at the 1:13 mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUTl570HrwA…
Re: “Win Nine Inch Nails Tickets!”
because I once circled the words "stale incense, old sweat, and lies" in a Clive Barker novel.
because my theremin is hooked up to my distortion pedal.
because I have way too many unnecessary zippers on my pants.
because my television overheated from too many NIN stickers. JK, I don't have a television.
because when you play PHM real quietly, it's somehow easier to sneak out of your bedroom window to go see shows in Ybor City.
because I'm brunette, but dye my hair black, but still, I don't care what anybody thinks about me.
because these tickets are something I can never have.
Re: “Obama Weighs in on Bailout”
Although I do agree that it is time for higher limits on FDIC insurance, making a big deal out of this is ridiculous. This is just politics. Is it really that hard to open up another bank account once you've reached the $100k limit?
Representative Carolyn Maloney, a New York Democrat, said small businesses in her district would support higher limits on deposit insurance. "Many of them are opening up numerous accounts for FDIC insurance,'' Maloney said. "It is difficult to conduct business that way.''
If you find it difficult to conduct business using numerous bank accounts, maybe you're not cut out to conduct business. Plus, this would only make conducting such "difficult" business 2.5 times less difficult.
This doesn't solve anything except for letting stupid, rich people be 2.5 times as stupid while still insuring they keep their money.
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