Poster child for the easily amused. Some say I'm a wit, some say only half.
Somewhere between Donald Trump and Randy Quaid.
As a customer, I'm sure you'll be missed.
http://www.katu.com/news/local/37869294.ht… I knew Bill a long time ago, nice guy. This is sad any way you look at it.
Penis blindness (or Lackanookie in Hawai'i) is caused by long periods of sexual abstinence. Dick don't care what it look like, he goin' in!
He may be angry from a lifetime of being called Deary.
4 oz vodka
2 oz Kahlua
2% milk to taste.
It's a Skinny White Russian. Lower calorie, so the only regret is the alcohol intake after. (Plus whatever trouble you get into.) It's like drinking a candy bar.
Genital cancer seems a bit harsh for a stolen bike. How about a lifelong case of hemorrhoids instead?
I had a buzz-cut for years for those very reasons.
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