Cosmic Charlie 
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Poster child for the easily amused. Some say I'm a wit, some say only half.



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Somewhere between Donald Trump and Randy Quaid.

Updated on October 21, 2010 at 10:44 AM

Recent Comments

Re: “Good Deeds

I know that couple from work. They do the best they can. They aren't criminals, or even dopers. They do buy way too much junk food and lottery, IMHO, but then so does everybody.

5 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by Cosmic Charlie on 05/24/2014 at 10:17 AM

Re: “It's a Jalapeno!

As a customer, I'm sure you'll be missed.

12 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Cosmic Charlie on 08/25/2013 at 1:22 PM

Re: “Portland IS Weird… I knew Bill a long time ago, nice guy. This is sad any way you look at it.

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Cosmic Charlie on 05/05/2013 at 1:20 AM

Re: “What is Penis Blindness?

Penis blindness (or Lackanookie in Hawai'i) is caused by long periods of sexual abstinence. Dick don't care what it look like, he goin' in!

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Cosmic Charlie on 03/14/2013 at 11:39 AM

Re: “Children's Book Author Says Libraries Are Stealing His Money

He may be angry from a lifetime of being called Deary.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Cosmic Charlie on 02/20/2013 at 1:38 AM

Re: “What Delicious Drinks Shall I Drink with the Vodka Ned Is Going to Buy Me?

4 oz vodka
2 oz Kahlua
2% milk to taste.

It's a Skinny White Russian. Lower calorie, so the only regret is the alcohol intake after. (Plus whatever trouble you get into.) It's like drinking a candy bar.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Cosmic Charlie on 01/01/2013 at 3:15 PM

Re: “Dearest Bike Thief

Genital cancer seems a bit harsh for a stolen bike. How about a lifelong case of hemorrhoids instead?

2 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by Cosmic Charlie on 12/17/2012 at 11:32 AM

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