what does the weather have to do with getting beef curtain? or bums for that matter. are they supposed to correlate? I have found that Portland women are the easiest out of anywhere I've ever lived. and I have lived in sunnier climes, where the indigent and feeble of mind are caged and exported like so many Zimbabwean baby elephants. the naturally beautiful may be an uncommon sight where you tend to scurry, but with some common sense and an affection for stereotypes one will find flocks of fuckables (in both physique and eagerness). I am no Adonis but my one-eyed chinaman wants for nothing here. I can't refute the other points as they are simply
undeniable endemic flaws in our Portland women.. and men.
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