Yeah, I know. The Mercury and it's writers are one big blob to me.
WHO YA FUCKING GOT?!?!?!
Really, reeeeeeeaaaaaalllllly disgusting.
I thought I told you to stop with this "WHO YA GOT?!?!" business.
I would never, EVER be around someone wearing these, male or female.
In fact, I'd probably vomit on the spot.
That last one is fantastic. Please put that on the cover.
Pump some vitamin D into the air, maybe.
Nether Regions is opening. They rule.
http://www.myspace.com/netherregionsband
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