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Re: “I, Anonymous”
Oh, Lord.
THIS ruined your day?
Overdramatic much?
Also the guy hoping they got beat down by a crackhead-you're an idoit. An offhanded remark means they deserve a mugging? Get over yourself. You're more self-serving than they.
Re: “I, Anonymous”
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
I anonymous should ONLY be for anonymous confessions for doing something horrible/gross/vengeful to someone you either have never met, or despise.
Re: “Five Rough Drafts”
I can see why they were never published.
Re: “I, Anonymous”
Welp, it's way better than last week's!
Even if it IS made up it gives me a smidgen of hope for this column. Still, I long for the days when I, Anonymous was filled with tales of disgusting acts of revenge or random tales of boogers wiped in strangers' hair.
WHY did you not wipe boogers in her hair secretly? Oh, yeah, you would've gotten puke on your finger.
Re: “I, Anonymous”
No, honey, you're officially deluded.
Unless he paid you and that was not his tongue you were sucking on.
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “I, Anonymous”
whomayshebe-there is NOTHING funny about that. Nothing at all. WTF-the ghost reads the Merc? Don't think so. You would need to be anonymous to tell it to leave you alone? No- it already knows where you live. "quit fucking with the cat"? FUNNY? No, maybe if they had said quit FUCKING the cat.
Definitely. Not. Entertaining. I am with Rich Bachelor. I want to hear about people wiping boogers on the bitch next to them on the bus or stealing their best friend's dildo and putting it back without washing it. And nasty anonymous tales of revenge.