ohai ur so hot!
"ugly bumper"? Are you like 55?
For Jiggles?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dayDZ3cWTGs
Definitely creepy looking. And considering the variation on toes, probably hard to fit for many people. But ok on a female at the beach, or in a raft, or kayak.... otherwise, no. Aqua socks are a better pick.
For comparison, $60 is like 6 pizzas, or more than 2 sets of Spongebob seasons 1-3 on DVD. I dunno about blue ray.
I'm not ashamed to say I like it, and I'd hit it. Over and over. Embrace the gaga.
I wonder what a handwriting analysis would reveal ...
Ironing.