Why didn't you call the cops yourself? Why is everyone in Portland some kind of passive victim with no inclination or ability to stand up for themselves. You only have yourself to blame here.
Is it true that all people in Portland do is talk about being from Portland and what that means. Yes.
Is it true that people in Portland are defined by being in Portland to the point that they loose their own identities and turn into angry dullards. Yes.
Are all the cashiers at Whole foods bag nazi assholes who seem to be relentlessly invested in over-stuffing your bags and never double bagging anything? Yes, people at Whole Foods really are self obsessed assholes who will stop at nothing to crush your overpriced groceries. You should take every opportunity you get to fuck with them.
It actually is. Cause everybody doesn't cobble together a weak set of mimicked affectations and call it a personality. And they do real drugs here creampuff
Already did. Sold my cracker box in Arbor Lodge to some moron for 285K and moved to KC which is way cheaper and has a lot more going on, and no breeders with anger problems trying to ram me with their carts at Whole Foods because they can't deal with their entitlement issues. "but what do I know?" Nothing. You know nothing because your to lazy and to investigate anything outside of your monoculture.
Portland: we all look the same, act the same, think the same. A white homogenous glob trying everyday to fool itself into thinking its something it's not. We're not weird, we are ultra conservative, fetishizing a past that never really existed, wearing hipster costumes because we are to lazy and dull to develope our own personalities, constantly vigilant for outside validation, because deep down we know the truth, being Portland as fuck sucks.
Nothing like a steaming hot bowl of self righteous rage from a hipster asshole. Now I know how to think properly.
Ya nothing as wonderful as being knee deep in passive aggressive asshole in Portland. Here's a good blog post poking a hole in the Portland mystique. http://isaymissourah.wordpress.com/2013/05…
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