Pissed off enough to write a fucking review on a crappy article!!!
@Mars: the Mercury Staff confessed in their pro-fluoridation issue that they were overwhelmed by the "dizzying" loads of information they had to sift through to make their so-called 'enlightened' proclamation.
Yeah, if it was a Twitter feed, they might have come to a different conclusion. As it was, they took the circuitous route and came up with something that was just batshit crazy talk.
Good for you, Mercury, waiting til 8:06pm last night to publish a story from the opposing team. How very big of you. You guys just suck. In other news, I threw a Mercury on the ground and stomped on it yesterday. It felt good. Assholes.
Dear Portland Mercury Staff:
I am just really, really forlorn that your fluoride didn't make it to our drinking water. I have a feeling that those who love putting various sundry chemicals (including alcohol) into their bodies might not care if "just one more" gets thrown into the mix? Stranger things have happened!!
But regardless, some of the nonsensical, unintelligent and obviously underestimated thorns in your sides want to extend our sympathies.
Please go back to writing your hipster drivel. And do be dears and go ahead and punch eachother in the cocks for us, ok? Pics or it didn't happen.
At the risk of sounding white trash, I just have to say FUCK YOU, YOU IDIOT MERCURY STAFF!!! I have read your rag for years and enjoyed your silly, crunky viewpoints. I am appalled and shocked at this sorry excuse for 'unbiased reporting' replaced with abject laziness. You've broken the first rule of writing: stick with what you know. Your reporting shines when you focus on hipster drivel. Apparently, I have a soft spot in my heart for that stuff? Who knew. Go fuck yourselves and your sad, "dizzying" search for truth. Oh, and stop being so fucking lazy and teach your kids to brush their fucking teeth. Assholes.
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