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Latest Review

Re: “Blitz Bar

Hey Blitz, why must you disappoint me so completely? I thought that I might brave a night at this Pearl-esque location and watch some Blazers. Yes, you have a variety of beers. Yes, your food is palatable. But don't fool yourself, Blitz. THis does not make you worth a return visit. Your servers are awful and ignore anyone that won't take them home for a one night stand and the need for penicillin. The service was... well, actually, there was no service. The bar barbie was a waste of space and the most entertaining aspect of the night was the bar fly. Yikes. AND, you refused to accept your own damn promotional stuffs, which was the one thing that made me entertain spending my night in your basement. Thanks for confirming that you are a waste of space and neither worth the time nor effort to visit your establishment.

Posted by pdxlena on 10/28/2008 at 11:23 PM

Recent Comments

Re: “We're in a Meeting About this "Bruce the Dog" Situation

Please add to the agenda more use of the term "fingerfucking kidding me."

Posted by pdxlena on 02/03/2011 at 10:56 AM

Re: “Win Tickets to The Santaland Diaries

Junior's section at Meier & Franks - Lloyd Center. Every customer added to the choas, disgust and irritation. Whether it was mom/dad searching for a garment their teenage daughter would deign to wear, the teenage girls, who frequented the department without the means to purchase the 12 items they tried on, or the incontinent who chose to urinate or crap in the fitting rooms and then cover it up with the 12 items left by the previous customer(*retail tip*: don't scoop up piles of clothes from the floor or you may find yourself smeared with feces), each day was fully of the Christmas spirit.

Posted by pdxlena on 11/29/2010 at 12:31 PM

Re: “Smash Mouth to Play the Portland Music Awards

I wanna know when someone is going to get pissed that the "Brothers of the Baladi" is part of an award show. Those guys are tadpoles.

Posted by pdxlena on 11/17/2010 at 2:14 PM

Re: “Bad News, Good News, and More Bad News

How can you be in the Pearl and 100 feet from TJ's? Perhaps you should review your PDX geography instead of videogames.

Posted by pdxlena on 01/26/2009 at 7:44 AM

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