Mercury Art Director (2009-2011), Portland artist, gallery owner and gosh darn good friend of millions of people with really big knife collections.
Just making shit up as I go.
I'll be at the Sunday morning show for sure.
Nordic Vanilla Ice and the Grumpy Bunch
option 4: It's a drug for limp wieners.
All good points fellas, but did you notice that outrageous camel toe on the Prancerciser.
It's an outrage!!!
That laser thing is so true! We also love it if you make a light saber sound effect when we whip it out.
Thanks Ned. I needed this.
I'm getting a membership. This is the kind of janky roadside attraction I want in my town!
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