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Re: “Good Morning, News!

He didn't hold him on the ground in a chokehold. He released the chokehold once Garner was on the ground. That's when 4 other cops piled onto his frame, with Pantaleo pushing Garner's head down with both hands. Be outraged- you should be- but be accurate. A journalist should know better than to get lost in the rhetoric.

3 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by theMarsTravolta on 12/04/2014 at 9:49 AM

Re: “I, Anonymous


Six-year transplant bitches about six-month transplants.

7 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by theMarsTravolta on 11/14/2014 at 5:23 PM

Re: “I Figured Out What Turns Me Off about Portland

Hey look, JoAnn Schindlersfist- this post has officially been shared by more people that can fit in your precious 880-seat Newmark Theatre.

5 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by theMarsTravolta on 10/02/2014 at 12:48 PM

Re: “I Figured Out What Turns Me Off about Portland

JoAnn Schindlerlist-

Thank you for inserting yourself somewhere you weren't asked to. How very rapist of you.

Lena Dunham? Can't believe I missed the boat on that one.

I'd rather have a three way with Large Marge and Mama Fratelli than sit through a single episode of Lena Dunham wonking her tits at me.

But since everybody gives more fucks about the opener, I can only assume the printers ran out of ink just before they got to your name on the tickets.

9 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by theMarsTravolta on 10/01/2014 at 3:30 PM

Re: “I Figured Out What Turns Me Off about Portland

I'm fairly certain that no Everything As Fuck has generated half the traffic as this one post. Keep hawking that bitch pirate rum, Ian. We're all proud of your commercial success. And the four year old "Shlomo Puddingtits" joke. We all loved DVRing Adam Devine's House Party to hear that nugget again.

If you were any kind of man, you'd have been fucking a live octopus on camera for Kraken Rum.

14 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by theMarsTravolta on 10/01/2014 at 3:17 PM

Re: “I Figured Out What Turns Me Off about Portland

Stephanie, first of all- you're offended because you're from the motherfucking bible belt, and no amount of hipster accessories are going to change that.

We know that you and the Midwestern flock just like you are desperately trying to turn Portland into your idea of it, but your idea sucks because who you are- informed by where you came from- at its core, sucks.

Ray owned up to this post because somebody else cut and pasted his personal FB rant. It's the ballsy thing to do, not the egotistical one.

Damn near every one of Ray's posts gets over ten shares and dozens of likes. Show me one thing you've ever posted that has gone viral.

Ray has a master's degree. Are you educated?

Ray works between California and Oregon, back and forth, and writes for several publications- ones with glossy pages, not reconstituted asswipe like your precious Mercury.

I saw this motherfucker perform at a Denny's in Albany. Never seen you play outside of Portland. Wait- I've never seen you play anything.

Fact is, Ray's thread pulled more activity than the rest of the recent IA's combined. He's got a crowd behind him and you don't.

I get it though. It drives you crazy when somebody can look at what you have been striving at, and then just do it better on a whim. Smarter, funnier, with better response. It makes you question yourself and everything you've been doing. There there.

Go the fuck home.

25 likes, 16 dislikes
Posted by theMarsTravolta on 10/01/2014 at 12:40 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

*Written by Beaverton native currently living in Los Angeles.

23 likes, 11 dislikes
Posted by theMarsTravolta on 09/04/2014 at 12:40 PM

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