Born. Living. Will die.
So you don't mind if I back over you a few times, do you? I mean, since it's gonna be all my fault anyway, might as well make it fun.
Wuff. I think those Oxys just kicked in.
Sat down at the old computer, expecting yet another of the increasingly lame and forced IA's of late, and then I read this. VERY nice undertone of crazy with a dollop of irrational venom. My faith is restored.
... but apparently it's okay for a seriously hyper shrew to marry a pudgy pale closet case in a bad shirt.
>sniff sniff< ... hmmmm, I detect garlic with a hint of pear. Excellent bouquet, nice finish.
@5 ... Todd, 50 bazillion comment points for that one. You alone raise these comments from DENSA to MENSA.
"Bigger nose with a crooked tip" and "brown greasy-scraggly hair," you say? That's two of my must-haves right there!
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