You know what I HATE about Portland, seriously? Assholes who can't stop fucking whining about it. No, really...
"Hi I'm a retarded cunt who moved to Portland from southern California and I just haaaaaate the rain! Oh no, look! It's another early-90's-wannabe-grunge-party-band! I haaaaaaaate those people so much! Surely Portland is the *only place in the world with shitty music* and that's why I stay here, ceaselessly whining about it."
Yeah, they suck, but so do 90% of the bands out there. Just look the other way and quit blaming Portland for narcissistic scenesters, dumbass.
Thinking about returning my iPhone. Not really.