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Re: “The Adams Protesters Keep Coming”
C'mon everyone fucks the intern. It is a historic and very much respected part of any organization that upon entry of a new and perty temp. employee boning the fuck outta em is understood as guilt free and fun for all.
Re: “Let's All Randomly Guess the Bands Playing Sasquatch!”
Who were the winners in the Starfucker contest??? When will that be announced?
Re: “Win Tickets to Smooch Starfucker (and Friends)”
Ive got the curse of the Valentines day, for three consecutive years ive managed to be single with no cards besides those of my mother coming in the mail telling me I will find the right person one day. It all started in 2006 though with a girl whom i though i loved and all that bologna. Started off right with candies a dinner and a movie at my apartment. I knew things where about to go wrong when my roomate whom i had asked to stay away came home screaming at the top of his lungs "the bitch killed him" this led to a awkward jump out of bed throw myself into the door as Andy in all his drunken glory vehemently tried to break in. Turns out the neighbor was going to kill his kitten had the bastid by the head threatening to break its neck. The neighbor a 300 pound samoan who was my boss and a passionate alchoholic had decided the cat was a representation of all he hated yada yada yada....A brief scuffle a few crying mexican neighbors and we had our drunken neighbor subdued and a satan kitten to take care of. The mood was broken the girlfriend wanted to go home. And the cat got abandoned inside of a retirement home at 2am never to be seen or heard from again.
Re: “MAX Fare Woes Highlighted In Video Featuring Hot Reporter”
good article you guys. the next one should be max stations after dark.
Re: “Resolution Post”
I plan on escaping north Idaho and returning home to a government job which will allow me to further my marxist agenda
Re: “Holed Up in "Fang House"”
get out now them fangs be known to practice cannabalism. from the G up north in the Spokompton
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