esmeralda_m 
Member since Jul 28, 2008

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trying to think of something witty to put here. It's not happening.

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Re: “Dax Riggs, Sons of Huns and Monoplane

well said

Posted by esmeralda_m on 06/15/2011 at 6:25 PM

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Re: “Recycling Bin Weirdo

Fos those of you who asked why he didn't go after the dude, out toddler was in the house napping, and he would have had to wake him up, strap him in the car seat and *then* gone on a belated high speed chase to track down Mr. Recycling bin weirdo. So basically, it was just impractical. He didn't realize there had been an exchange of bins till after the dude had taken off. My partner did manage to see that the car had a vanity plate- but his glasses are much in need of upgrade, so he couldn't read the numbers.

As for the idea about the rat traps- it's a good suggestion, and I'll take it under advisement, thanks.

Posted by esmeralda_m on 03/21/2012 at 12:00 PM

Re: “These Babies are So Cute, I Could Just Eat Them Up... AND I WILL.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/marzipan…
THIS IS AN URBAN LEGEND!
factcheck ftw.


Sorry, but they are not marzipan, just clay.

This story has been circulating for years, and I cannot for the life of me figure out who would have fabricated it in the first place, or why!

Posted by esmeralda_m on 04/12/2011 at 7:14 PM

Re: “The Mercury's 67th Annual Videogame Awards

D;
I honestly had high hopes for this article. Where's Limbo? (best use of bear traps and mechanical spiders) Shadow of the Colossus? (best use of bleak artsy-ness) Fable 3 even? (best use of in game belching/ excuse to destroy a lawn gnome/ place to accumulate virtual STDs...) There is so much missing here I don't even know where to start!!!

Posted by esmeralda_m on 12/14/2010 at 6:02 PM

Re: “Suck It, Hitchcock

this is the best film review I have ever read in the Mercury, hands down.

Posted by esmeralda_m on 05/05/2010 at 4:34 PM

Re: “Welcome to the Best of Highway 30

Thank you guys for posting all your old articles, I have been hoping to find another copy of this. This is my favorite mercury arictle evar, and I am filled with joy to read it again.

Posted by esmeralda_m on 07/28/2008 at 7:18 PM

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