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      <![CDATA[The South Pole is getting larger because more ice is forming - move the polar bears south!  I guess global warming in the northern hemisphere and global cooling in the southern hemisphere. Or, hunt the polar bears down and be ride of the menace.
        
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      <![CDATA[BORING dude. Like so much fucking fucked up shit man. Kinda fucking funny tho, but just attacking my fucking intellect is not e-fucking 'nuff to keep me fucking awake. My shit needs to be jostled more.
        
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      <![CDATA[More anti-polar bear propaganda. Wake up, people! Polar bears just want to share their superior technology with us and usher humanity into a golden age of being polar bear food.
        
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      <![CDATA[Pah - we have Polar Bears in Wigan (Lancashire, UK) and we never have any trouble with them.<br>
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I even saw a woman walking one on a lead in one of our local parks. They are cute and you should lay off them.<br>
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..no..wait.. not Polar Bears, Ferrets... sheesh, I am always making that mistake.
        
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      <![CDATA[honestly, what was this? are you just trying to get on colbert? are things that bad?
        
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      <![CDATA[This was by far the most entertaining, informative, and factual bit of literature We have ever read. Keep up the good reporting. (Gun in mail will arrive with-in 2-3 business days)<br>
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      <![CDATA[You're actually really funny, I luuuuuuurved this article, serious! Especially when you started off with elves, that is a sure way to win me over, yes sir it is.
        
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      <![CDATA[I've already made a deal with them; to make sure the drawbridges stay down, in exchange for 1/4 of the city's babies. They'll fetch a good price from barren, wealthy European couples.
        
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      <![CDATA[This is the best goddamn article I've ever read. <br>
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Erik, have my babies.
        
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      <![CDATA[Check out HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME! by Mykle Hansen.<br>
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It has some survival tips, or something like that:<br>
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<a href="http://helpabeariseatingme.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://helpabeariseatingme.com/</a>
        
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      <![CDATA[Check out HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME! by Mykle Hansen. It has some survival tips, I think:<br>
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<a href="http://helpabeariseatingme.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://helpabeariseatingme.com/</a>
        
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      <![CDATA[I got as far as "and before your atten"<br>
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Does anything else happen in the article?
        
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      <![CDATA[For a second I thought this was a plight to get people off their asses about global warming, but then I quickly realized it was just to fill up space and see how much profanity could be used in the process; which was entertaining btw.
        
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      <![CDATA[How could Sir Edmund Forsythe write about Alien 3 in 1984, when it didn't come out until 1992?  What do they pay your fact checkers over there anyways?
        
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