http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/diary-of-a-mad-man/Content?oid=6095411 Comments On: Diary of a Mad Man by Ian Karmel en-us Copyright 2013 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Tue, 21 May 2013 11:30:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by ickie01]]> Tue, 24 Jul 2012 09:50:09 -0700 Portland Mercury
What does Chewbacca sound like after Jack and Coke? GGGGRrrowwwlllllllooowowllllllll!
What does Chewwy sound like when he's in the mood for wookie sex?
GGGrrrrroowwwoooll!
What does Chewbacca sound like when he's ready for battle? GGGGRRRROOWwwwwwllll!!!
What does Chewwy sound like when he smokes weed? MEOW!
What does Chewbacca sound like after he snorts a line of cocaine?
(dramatic pause)
We're going to start up a record company, and then, then we're going open up a disco club, and then we're all taking vacations to Mexico, I want to make hit records man, top of the charts baby! We're going to be famous! Fuck yeah! Who's got Fifty bucks? Let's get some more blow! Whooooo! [! crossbow laser blast !]

...And don't even get me started on the compare and contrast version of Chewbacca (and Han Solo) vs. Bigfoot (and Jesus).

SuperUnknown Comic,
Matthew Zeller
Posted by Mr. Marvelous]]> Tue, 22 May 2012 11:27:09 -0700 Portland Mercury
Even if you offered "fatandsloppy" free entry, VIP pass, and a free beer just to show up and shake your hand - his would not do it!
Posted by DamosA]]> Tue, 22 May 2012 04:22:47 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by IanKarmel]]> Mon, 21 May 2012 17:18:51 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by geyser]]> Mon, 21 May 2012 14:19:05 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by fatandsloppy]]> Mon, 21 May 2012 13:57:06 -0700 Portland Mercury http://www.hardees.com/
Posted by ailbhe]]> Sun, 20 May 2012 23:33:33 -0700 Portland Mercury In this illustration you look like a svelt, 220lb mulatto dyke w/ a jihadist beard I know. But I ain't naming names.
Posted by stukasoverpdx]]> Sat, 19 May 2012 22:04:53 -0700 Portland Mercury
Just like Willamette Week to overstate things. Yes i know.
Posted by little pink houses there i put a song in your head]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 14:54:47 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by IanKarmel]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 11:12:40 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by Ian Karmel is a Pasty 500lb. Jew]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 07:34:48 -0700 Portland Mercury