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      <![CDATA[Hey OP's towel, tell me how my ass taste!
        
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      <![CDATA[1. Wipe poop into towel.<br>
2. Hang towel in usual place, concealing poop smear in the process.<br>
3. Never have that asshole use your towel again.
        
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      <![CDATA[How does Anon know it's just ONE guy using his towel?<br>
        
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      <![CDATA[Itching powder!
        
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      <![CDATA[@GLOWORN: THAT'S THE BEST SOLUTION.
        
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      <![CDATA[Come on where is your sense of fun? Leave a towel hanging that has a dusting of cayenne pepper and/or spritz of pepper oil. Makes those delicate tissues very unhappy.
        
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      <![CDATA[I did have an excellent cup of coffee.....
        
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      <![CDATA[#7: Shitting in inappropriate places seems to be your solution to everything today.  Are you getting enough fiber in your diet?  Or maybe too much?
        
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      <![CDATA[Take a dump in his locker
        
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      <![CDATA[this is totally, like, a sex thing.
        
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    <author><![CDATA[Demondog]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Anon probably squeels when the guy snaps his ass with the towel too, and pretends he doesn't like that.
        
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      <![CDATA[Use his shaving kit!<br>
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C'mon! I think we all know where this is going!
        
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      <![CDATA[Maybe his balls and butthole have magical drying powers, ever think about that?
        
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      <![CDATA[You wiped a total strangers ball smell all over yourself for four days, got fed up and then wrote this? I think you actually sort of liked it.
        
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      <![CDATA[I don't know what you're bitching about. Do something about it. Or there is someone with more power in your office who you should bring this complain over to? typical passive aggressive with no patience at all.
        
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