http://www.portlandmercury.com/IAnonymousBlog/archives/2012/08/09/stay-classy-portland Comments On: Stay Classy, Portland by Anonymous en-us Copyright 2013 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Thu, 23 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Thu, 23 May 2013 07:15:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Chunty McHutchence]]> Sun, 12 Aug 2012 23:52:31 -0700 Portland Mercury

Why don't you say that TO MAH FACE, and see what happens to you. Since you wanna dick ride what everyone else has said.
Posted by DamosA]]> Sat, 11 Aug 2012 17:23:10 -0700 Portland Mercury

Posted by chicostix]]> Sat, 11 Aug 2012 16:57:25 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by Am]]> Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:12:18 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by Holycatsbatman!]]> Sat, 11 Aug 2012 10:19:24 -0700 Portland Mercury
Also, y'all are the reason why I can't have dinner parties on weeknights. No one is willing to sit in Vancouver commuter traffic for an hour to come visit me :(
Posted by TWSS]]> Sat, 11 Aug 2012 09:15:11 -0700 Portland Mercury
Many people don't realize how much Vancouver's proximity reaps benefits for Portland. I know of several retired folks who live in Vancouver due to the difference in taxes on retirement but who participate in many volunteer and work in socially progressive organizations in Portland.

Besides, as someone else said, Aloha/Canby/Tualatin...etc deserve more scorn for being stupid cities.
Posted by Mizzzzzzz]]> Sat, 11 Aug 2012 07:35:48 -0700 Portland Mercury
what rich bachelor said.

@Geo. DamosA can't ride a tall bike because of his platform boots.
Posted by #]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:43:59 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by Holycatsbatman!]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2012 14:07:49 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by albert]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:48:36 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by crookedfinger]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2012 11:41:24 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by UnicornSomersault]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:05:59 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by LR]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2012 08:40:34 -0700 Portland Mercury I bet he stuck a feather in his hat and called it vegan/gluten free macaroni!
Posted by Geo Liquor]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2012 08:12:40 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by jake]]> Fri, 10 Aug 2012 04:21:35 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by DamosA]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 21:51:32 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by rich bachelor]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:14:39 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by jake]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 17:31:39 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by Geo Liquor]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 17:26:13 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by jake]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 17:24:29 -0700 Portland Mercury
Not judging by these comments.
Posted by Blabby]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 15:34:47 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by Tulsa]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:29:13 -0700 Portland Mercury I've been right-hooked on my bike, and rear-ended in my Prius (yes I am THAT Portland guy) and both times it was by my lovely neighbors to the north.

You want to live there? Great! But please do one of two things:

1. Stay there. Portland is full of hippies and crime and drugs and all kinds of crazy shit. This ain't no place for self-respectin' white folks. And we all know that people with religion and "right" political leanings are ostracized here.

2. Drive a little more respectfully in our neighborhoods. I know you don't live here, but I do. My kids do too. I know you are all stressed out by sitting in all that traffic twice a day, every day, but chill out, OK? Everytime I see a car with a volcano on the plate I think about the driver blowing his/her top so that I have to wipe his/her ash off.
Posted by Happily EverAfter]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:15:45 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by rich bachelor]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 13:46:36 -0700 Portland Mercury
You aren't missing much over here, but you knew that huh?
Posted by Blabby]]> Thu, 09 Aug 2012 13:04:52 -0700 Portland Mercury