http://www.portlandmercury.com/IAnonymousBlog/archives/2012/09/02/trail-nix Comments On: Trail Nix by Anonymous en-us Copyright 2013 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Sun, 19 May 2013 08:30:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by :-)]]> Wed, 05 Sep 2012 09:19:20 -0700 Portland Mercury
"Portland is NOT that village" - BokChoy
Posted by BokChoy]]> Wed, 05 Sep 2012 00:06:37 -0700 Portland Mercury
So, if you cannot at least get a BABY SITTER so that you can go prancing about in the woods, then maybe it would behoove you [as a parent] to STAY YOUR ASS HOME!
Posted by DamosA]]> Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:16:24 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by ill paxton]]> Tue, 04 Sep 2012 09:11:44 -0700 Portland Mercury
Good luck out there.
Posted by Torgo]]> Tue, 04 Sep 2012 01:04:47 -0700 Portland Mercury
Don't worry, this column is all about know-it-all user replies who'll have a knee-jerk reaction on a column written in such brevity, where the standard retort to someone allegedly "complaining" about something of concern is promptly told to "move to Beaverton."

I see that comment ad-nasuem. It's tiresome at best. The smuggery of some of the users on this website is beyond outrageous.

Still better than most news source comment boxes, I'd say.
Posted by ws]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 22:58:30 -0700 Portland Mercury
But what's off about you isn't all that mysterious. It's fucking Internet Tough Guy phenomenon. When It Happens To Someone Else, They're Whining. But if it happens to you...It's Serious! Because It Happened To Me! Jesus. Fucking go find another way to make yourself feel better, already.
Posted by rich bachelor]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 22:33:49 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by jamdox]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 21:46:28 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by smiles]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 19:07:34 -0700 Portland Mercury - George Bernard Shaw

"People with children have given hostages to fortune."
- Francis Bacon

"Even roaches have kids."
- Chris Rock

"You are not special. You are not exceptional."
- David McCullough, Wellesley High School

OP...get it? Take your little soccer mom crusade back to the Starbucks or the Sunday brunch with your 3-wheeled pram and fleece-adorned hides. Nobody gives a shit about your little bundle of joy...who is so interested in participating in your "active NW lifestyle" that it was trying to auto-asphyxiate itself while you were blissfully and obliviously trundling through the greenery.



Posted by Anion]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 18:54:16 -0700 Portland Mercury
Yay, we're picking berries and darting back and forth across the narrowest part of the trail! Yay one of the awesome non-attentive moms is giving me the stinkeye because I had to slam on the brakes to avoid plastering one of their little tax deductions! Yay six more riders just went through the same shit I did and one of them actually crashed!

Fucking idiots.
Posted by disastronaut]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 16:24:21 -0700 Portland Mercury Breeders!!11!!

God, I'm so fucking bored of this shit.
Posted by Blabby]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 16:00:52 -0700 Portland Mercury On the up side I am glad to know the above assholes hate children and won't be leaving any of their hateful DNA in the world.

Posted by Hippie Breeder]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 15:26:00 -0700 Portland Mercury
I love my kids but understand that strangers don't care about them. I love them enough to know to keep them out of further danger by PULLING OVER TO THE SIDE.
Posted by Kids are not an excuse]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 13:15:50 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by arenit]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2012 11:23:16 -0700 Portland Mercury