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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I Don't Think Superman Actually Eats Like This]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[cat & beard]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[McDonald's new thing is a McWrap, a product title that I can't even believe made it to market. It is basically asking people to eat shit.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:15:02 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I Don't Think Superman Actually Eats Like This]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Fruit Cup]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I don't know about his current status, but for awhile they were portraying him as a vegetarian.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:12:54 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I, Anonymous]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Sara Hamill]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[ah- i am the same way with my lady parts- i know she is way cleaner than a public bathroom! I use my shirt to open and close bathroom doors, a paper toel to turn on the faucet, I always hover- usually sink areas are gross and unkept anyways. Yuk.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:12:07 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I'm So Thankful I Didn't Sleep with You]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[SugarSpill]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I will never understand why some dudes expect women to conform to their exact standard of beauty. <br>
You're not 12 anymore, you don't grow up and magically get a babe just for being a man child. <br>
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Life isn't some dipshit sitcom where the lazy slob gets a hottie just for having a boner and a pulse. <br>
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And pear shaped lame lay cubicle workers? Once again, sweeping generalizations. Sounds like they dodged a major dickhead bomb.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:56:40 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Podcast Open Thread]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[I'm going to use this space to say how much I miss Bobby and Cort's movie commentaries. I listened to all of them and they were all super fun and interesting.<br>
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Also, what happened to Nerd Fight?
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:49:22 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Crystals of Transformation: Holy Crap, You Guys, Water Can Hear You!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[cat & beard]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[That Emoto guy is a joke, he's in with the Ramtha dum-dums and was involved in that stupid What The Bleep movie.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:45:01 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Satorical]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Let them in at 10:50, sure. But how could original I,A have predicted these word fetishists would bust out a game of Scrabble?<br>
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Of course, it could have been worse. It could have been Axis & Allies.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:40:53 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Science Tax Bitches]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Grandpa Jack Bogdanski]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Well, guess what folks..this Portlander for one is in favor of the Radiohead Tax.<br>
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I mean we all paid the Quarterflash Tax back in the early 80s--and look what that did for agreeable soft rock music. Though there was a lot of extra medical bills locally from arteries clogging and coronary bypasses after people took "Harden my Heart" a little too literally.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:26:45 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Glenn Beckwatch: CNN's Atheist Plot, Revealed!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Spaceman]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[To be fair, all of my paychecks have "FOR SPIRITUAL DARKNESS" typed into the memo line.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:21:44 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: You Can Make Your Bike Wheels into Cartoons Now?]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[cat & beard]]></author>
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      <![CDATA["STEAL MY BIKE"
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:07:39 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[I'mrightyerwrong]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[^^^If you gots to explain a joke its a hack joke.<br>
Why do I still need to tell you this Ian?<br>
Here's how unambitious P-town is: Some guy who's biggest claim to fame is being an extra on portlandia feels the need to self appoint himself as Town Crier.<br>
<br>
Note to Clowntown- you will cease and desist from your frantic spray pissing on karmel. Thats my job.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 10:44:28 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Glenn Beckwatch: CNN's Atheist Plot, Revealed!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[human in training]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[It wasn't "a producer", Glenn...it was SATAN!!  (he was hiding behind the rubble, just left of the camera's view, with horns, goatee, red skin, a trident, a snake-like tongue, big muscles, and a scary voice screaming "EHHHHHH!!")
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 10:42:32 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Good Morning, News!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[cat & beard]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[When you first join Boy Scouts, you're called a "webelo" which sounds exactly like "we blow" which is pretty fucking gay.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 10:24:14 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[seanpdx]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I do wonder in passive aggressive Portland if servers inform customers that while they are still open at, say, 10:50 pm, that they do close at 11 and the customers may consider ordering something to go or finding a place to stay late. I think the first I,A server is letting people in and then glowering at them and expecting them to get the hint and go away.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:53:15 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Scientology's Shiny New Church/Giftshop]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Ty Mex]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[What's with all the making-up-names to insult?<br>
This article reads like a middle school kid trying to sound cool.<br>
The Scientologists may be brainwashed but the way this is written, it turns them into martyrs.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:42:24 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Shut Your Pie Hole]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[The Showstopper]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[^^thanks honey
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:26:26 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: The He and She Show]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Teresa Sickels]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Price is actually only $10 at the door, not $15. In advance, it's $7 on sale online. A live stand up comedy date night of awesomeness! 7:30 is clean PG-13 show & 9:30 is rated "R" naughty show!
        
          <br /><br />
          
            <i>The He and She Show</i><br />
          
          Rating: 5 Stars
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:12:45 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[My muse is refusing to lead me back to college, she's all about bar, liquor store, strip club, the Plaid for cigs & energy drinks, rinse, repeat.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:00:21 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I'm So Thankful I Didn't Sleep with You]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[To be fair, pretending to be FedEx to get in the door, we've all done that, right? I had to do it just last week when I went to visit mom.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 07:25:28 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Science Tax Bitches]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[You're right, Chunty, they didn't read it. Sam knew they wouldn't read it.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 07:19:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: A Punch in the Mouth]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Maxims&Arrows]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[And by the way--as far as what "ruins this place"--I'd put my money on trendy tourists like you, who ride over here because everybody says it's a cool place; but you get here and say crap like "the food isn't like New York's" and "the pizza isn't like Chicago's" and so on. Yeah, this isn't Chicago, New York, Milwaukee, Phoenix, or wherever you came from with your superior culture and fluoridation. 'We want fluoride in the water because that's how they do it in civilized places' you all scream and shout. 'That's normal!' Why did you move here? Because it's 'cool' here? So, why do you constantly complain about how we do it here while trying desperately to change Portland into one of your culturally superior cities that fit the norm so well? Oh, yeah, because you're tourists on the let's-go-to-Portland-where-all-the-cool-kids-go road trip. But then you say to yourselves, 'This isn't like home. Portland should be more like where I lived.' Well, sagging flint, that does merit a "fuck right off."
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 06:48:26 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: A Punch in the Mouth]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Hey, sagging flint. I was responding to anecdote with anecdote. So, perhaps you have the same advice for Gza1340. Also, the moniker "Kiddo" is cute and diminutive. So, using it on me is as well. And as far as "the turd that ruins this place" goes: I suppose the expression, "I know you are, but what am I?" has currency with you. (Tourist.)
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Franklin Chillano Broosevelt]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[If what Chunty says is true, Austin is fucked.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 03:15:31 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Jay Sun]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[The Portland Mercury either totally dropped the ball looking at the truth of the matter, or the despite all the edgy, artsy, "alternative" dressing is just as corporate sell-out snake of a paper. At least with the Oregonian you know what you're getting.<br>
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It's really too bad all of the name calling of people unwilling to have a rational respectful dialogue. All your hateful ignorant name calling means nothing.<br>
If you really had a good case for fluoridation you wouldn't need to mock and demonize with no basis.<br>
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A landslide number of Portland voters get it. I hope the rest of Portland gets it eventually soon enough. There are much better ways to deal with dental health than dumping the toxic by-product of the fertilizer industry into the Bull Run water.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:28:23 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Ian Karmel]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I was completely sober when I wrote this, but I do smoke a decent amount of pot. <br>
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The dad folding Lee dungarees before church is the person most likely to tell you some dumb joke, and even HE thinks its a dumb joke to call Portland unambitious.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:46:01 -0700</pubDate>
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