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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Keep Your Fork There's Pie]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[PortlandRolfer]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Favorite Portland band, both in concert and on albums! Playful, smart, and Portland-to-the-core. Their songs will worm their way into your brain. After months of listening to their album in your car CD player, you will realize that it's stuck, and your attempts to switch to a different Keep Your Fork There's Pie album will be thwarted. Your friends will stage an intervention, to force you to listen to other music. Your husband will say, "I like their music, but if you keep playing it all the time, I'm going to get sick of it eventually." So, you switch to AgesandAges for bit. But now, with a new album coming out, you can feed your habit anew!
        
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            Keep Your Fork There's Pie<br />
          
          Rating: 5 Stars
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:31:33 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: A Punch in the Mouth]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Maxims&Arrows]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I also grew up with fluoridated water, Gza1340, and it did nothing for me. So did my partner. Same. Her son grew up in Portland and has NO cavities! He's an adult now. Your argument doesn't hold water. Speaking of, water isn't the problem. Don't dump more chemicals into it. The problem is that poor kids eat and drink shit (candy and Coke) because it's cheap and they are misinformed about healthy foods. They also don't receive good dental hygiene education or service. Those things need to change. Clean water did not give them cavities (didn't give me mine!) and they are not likely to drink as much water as soda (hello obesity/diabetes problem?). And fluoridated water did not prevent my cavities. So your logic is bullshit. Go back to where you came from and get all the fluoride you want. Put it in your water, on your toast, whatever. But don't put it in mine. And fuck right off.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:27:19 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: "Tin-Foil Hat Parade," at City Hall Tonight, Celebrates Fluoride Defeat]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Denis C. Theriault]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Aw, c'mon, you guys. I just like the Kernel. And I think the theme is a genuinely good poke in the eye to everyone who wrongly generalized about one side or the other.<br>
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Inasmuch as it's unkind to say that all opponents are stupid and nuts, it's also unkind to say all proponents are stupid and evil. <br>
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Also? The statute of limitations on an election never runs out two days after. Never ever. Hugs and kisses.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:27:12 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Science Tax Bitches]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Horny Hippo]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[It's too bad that Portland State University, with all of it's doctors can't figure out a way to enable Portland to survive an EMP or a 9.2, but then again, it is located right on top of the West Hills Fault.  Not only do they not Earth quake proof the buildings, or move, they keep condemning more buildings to occupy downtown, thus removing even more property from the tax roles as the school increases the amount of it's need for tax revenues.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:17:46 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[The Showstopper]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Portland is very ambitious. Do you know how much effort goes into dressing up as Waldo? Let alone finding him?
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:10:53 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Science Tax Bitches]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[altogetherPDX]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I agree because I liked my science teachers way more than my art teachers.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:08:47 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Shut Your Pie Hole]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[The Showstopper]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I would go for the Lori alone!
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:54 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Shut Your Pie Hole]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[The Showstopper]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[^^Disagree on the pizza but I witnessed what you described a few days ago and it was very funny. Said "hipsters" debated amongst themselves what he meant. Bonus laugh : the guy who said this (more or less) ...big frame glasses, "ironic" (or stupid ) facial hair and a sweater that bore an uncanny resemblance to waldo. For real. DO I have video? Of course not, which is why I will always be a poor nobody. Sigh
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:15 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[NEPortlandian]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Consistently the best thing in the Mercury. You hear me, Mercury higher-ups!? Give this man a raise!
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:57:28 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Some Very Important Things About Fast &amp; Furious 6]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[The Showstopper]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[If Rhonda Roussey ever makes a film debut I am guessing you will lose control of at least some of your bodily functions
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:56:59 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I'm So Thankful I Didn't Sleep with You]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[CHUECO503]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[NEW to PDX, anyone want to show me around?
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:56:58 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: A Punch in the Mouth]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[NEPortlandian]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Medicaid (Oregon Health Plan) exists to provide free medical coverage for every Oregon child whose family's income is under 201% of the federal poverty level. With this program you can visit a dentist and get fluoride treatments all you want without it costing you anything more than signing up for the program for your children.<br>
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All poor children in Oregon already have the option to get this treatment if they want it. The money spent on this campaign and that would have been spent on fluoridating the water should instead be spent on educating those with the OHP benefits that these options are still available for their children IF THEY CHOOSE TO USE THEM. Don't forget choice, people.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:53:15 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: You Can Make Your Bike Wheels into Cartoons Now?]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[The Showstopper]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Damn you Blabby, beat me to it again. Sad Panda (idk what the fuck that means but it is on the internet and stuff)
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:45:45 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: This Week's Letters Section]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Hey, I tried to help the dude out you know! Lets hope it goes well.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:43:55 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: "Tin-Foil Hat Parade," at City Hall Tonight, Celebrates Fluoride Defeat]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Let it die already Mercury, you really do not look funny or clever beating a dead horse. Surely you at least have other things to cover Denis?
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:38:50 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Shut Your Pie Hole]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Apizza Scholls sucks! Just because it's hard to get doesn't mean it's better. A hipster walks into a bar full of hipsters and says: 'This bar sucks, it's full of hipsters!"<br>
Go to Hogan's Goat or Sizzle Pie. Boycott Scholls! F that place.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:06 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Blabby]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Ian, I love you too, but were you high when you wrote this:<br>
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"even someone's dad folding a pile of Lee Dungarees before church"?<br>
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Huh?  Also, how high were you?
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:32:40 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Science Tax Bitches]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[I do not disagree with you anon, but a balance is good. Now I am out before you get severely flamed :(
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:30:32 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[I agree with you anon, but I also think customers should have some respect for staff as well
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:28:31 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: A Punch in the Mouth]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Proud to be stupid.  But hey, now we can talk more about how Portland is different from other places, and isn't that what really matters?
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:28:02 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: The Identity Thief]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Hank, do you feel that to be normal behavior? Mental illness is nothing to be ashamed of either, a large percentage of out population deal with various conditions (likely myself included)
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:25:04 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: The Identity Thief]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Bold moves...but like the investigator said: Everyone gets caught eventually. And with getting caught is paying back every dollar that was given to her erroneously. I don't think we should make getting benefits more difficult for everyone because of the incredibly small percentage of fraudsters like this woman. <br>
Also, who let this woman borrow her baby?
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Science Tax Bitches]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Go back to Reddit, you science elitist!
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: D-bags on Parade]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA["a trilogy whose thesis is that there are zero consequences when privileged white men make horrible decisions on cocaine."<br>
Oh shit, Elinor. That's a perfect breakdown!
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Ummm "BEYOND closing time." Like beyond it. Past the time of closing. The expiration of their close, in time. <br>
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You idiot I,A.. when someone wants to go home after the bar is legally fucking closed.. GET> THE> FUCK> OUT!
        
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