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    <author><![CDATA[Graham]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[And this too? "she is vividly reminded of the months of neglect her father used to bestow upon her" <br>
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Because the default understanding of a sex worker is that they're compensating for some sort of psychological trauma and not because they entered into it willingly and with a healthy intentions? Seriously?
        
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    <author><![CDATA[ill paxton]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Wow, it's taken you guys this long to figure out that Rose Finn's jokes are stupid?
        
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    <author><![CDATA[human in training]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Aw, buddy, i'm sorry.  I had just stubbed my toe right before i wrote that comment last night, so i guess i kind of took it out on you when really i should've just punched a wall or had a sip of scotch, or something.  Kind of embarrassing how pissy and sanctimonious i got in that comment, and all over some stupid 'tard.<br>
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I take it all back, man - i'm sure that he's a huge asshole and that you're not.  And even if he isn't, well, he's still retarded, and that's pretty funny.  He's probably gay, too.  And poor.
        
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    <author><![CDATA[Babygorilla]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[This is how "edgy" comedy should not be done.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:45:14 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[rich bachelor]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[It's amazing that George Zimmer didn't get fired from Men's Wearhouse for the commercial about shoes in which he is allowed to sing...<br>
...which I can't find on You Tube. Damn.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:44:03 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Graham]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Was this really necessary? "the people running her school were virgin Dungeons and Dragon masters that still lived with their mothers and needed more money to buy lube and light sabers."
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:42:20 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[eprophet]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[While I enjoy calling out GOPsters for their evil as much as the next person, putting a story about abortion laws in "This Week in Sex" plays right into their slimy little hands. Abortion is not about sex, as they would have us believe, but rather it is about medical care and human rights. Rape-publicans want us to associate abortion with "filthy whores who can't keep their legs crossed and who put their own whoring above the life of an innocent baby." Let's not cede them that point willingly.
        
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    <author><![CDATA[Fruit Cup]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Wow. That's some pretty heavy anti-D&D hate speech right there.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:34:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[I am secretly looking forward to watching this. I'm not telling anyone other than you guys.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:31:39 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Let's face it, having the cops called on you was the high point of your life. Hence your need to report it here.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:12:47 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Let's just talk about airfares to Europe again.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:10:45 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Warped Tour: A Meditation on Aging]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Alison Hallett]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Sigh. I don't ride a bicycle. For the record.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:55:51 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[justin.phelps.357]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[This is going to be great night at East End but it's The Thornes not Thrones. If you haven't heard of them you should. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Thornes/300804826024" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.facebook.com/pages/The-Thornes/3008048&hellip;</a>
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:06:35 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Office Ninja Rock Star]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[What this thread needs is a poison-dipped shuriken to the throat...
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:55:08 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[Was the sword in question a wakizashi or chokutō or ninjato-style katana?  If not, get the fuck out of here!
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:53:35 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Grace Stainback]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[o my. i didn't know Warped Tours still existed...
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:28:40 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[jake]]></author>
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      <![CDATA["I'm kind of a schlumpy hipster dork with no visible tattoos who OBVIOUSLY likes to read."<br>
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Uhh, yeah. So, Hallett, did you wear a sign around your neck that said something like:<br>
<br>
"I HOPE YOU ALL ARE "ENJOYING" THIS EXPERIENCE! I'm not. DON'T BE MISTAKEN! I AM NOT ONE OF YOU! I read books. BOOKS! Can't you tell? Can't you! Do you even know what those are? Have you even read James Salter? I didn't think so.<br>
(Oh, and yeah, I ride bicycles too. Just thought you should know that)"<br>
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Yeah, I thought so.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:24:02 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[Oh, so having Aspergers pretty much excuses one from all their assholishness.......<br>
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Nice.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:02:26 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[BooberMcDoober]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Chunty, if you want to be a stingy bastard, pay with a card at the end of the night.  A $2 tip on $10 worth of PBR's doesn't look as bad on an un-itemized credit slip (although it doesn't make you any less of a dick).  <br>
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But I say, if you're going to tip $1 for a $2 can of swill, then make sure you can complain about all your neighborhood service industry folk in equal measure.  $2 for a luke warm black cup of to-go coffee that I pump myself, $1 for you, dapper young mustachioed man.  No tip jar at the Plaid Pantry?  Just leave your dollar in the give-and-take-a-penny (they'll know what to do with it *wink*).  <br>
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I'm sure we all remember when grandma's tip calculator was the most exciting thing about dinner at the Old Spaghetti Factory and a 12% tip meant grandma just had the best meal of her life, but times have changed.  Tip accordingly.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:32:22 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[buddy69]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[dude married a whore, lol! what else isn't she telling him? <br>
<br>
thanks dan!
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:14:34 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: This is Why I Gave You a Ticket.]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[ACAB
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:04:44 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[LARPer pub crawls.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:01:42 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[human in training]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Alright, i'll bite.<br>
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@ buddy:  Fuck you for taking such a cheap jab at Jom Rapstar out of the blue like that.  I'm no fan of rap, and i don't know Jom, but i do know who he is, and it's blatantly obvious that the guy is smarter, classier, more productive, and quite the opposite of the miserable waste of life that you clearly are, and all while suffering from Asperger's, no less.  <br>
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Nice, man -- way to take a potshot at a dude with a disability (which you damn well know is the only reason why you incorporated him into one of the unimaginative, puerile insults you've sprayed all over this thread).  If there's a hell, surely there's a ring of it reserved for vicious little bird-brains such as yourself, you fucking walking pile of monkey spunk-spawn.  You are a glaring embarrassment of a person (even in this ripe forum) and a hell of a good example of why misanthropists become misanthropists.  As the kids say, "DIAF", motherfucker.
        
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      <![CDATA[Unless "cookie" is South African slang for women with daddy issues wetting themselves on camera. In which case, fuck it. Fred Meyer is, like, less than a block away.
        
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Seriously, I'm on a diet and a video with "cookie" in the title should have AT LEAST ONE cookie in it.
        
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