http://www.portlandmercury.com/news/portland-wants-squatch/Content?oid=746871 Comments On: Portland Wants Squatch! by Ezra Ace Caraeff en-us Copyright 2013 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Sat, 18 May 2013 19:15:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
Far from being an inspiration, Blaze dulls the senses and makes the team look more like a bunch of cartoon fools than the lean machine that they truly are. As a season ticket holder, one who sits in the nose-bleeds with the true fans, I know that "Blaze's life story" is pretty lame: he's a marketing tool dreamed up a fairly recently during the dark reign of Bob Whitsett.

Now the squatch fairly reeks of the northwest; a furry musty aroma of mixed hops, b.o., and the forest. Just imagine him decked out in Blazer gear sprinting toward the hoop for a monster dunk with his fur flying wildly- a wookie like roar as he throws it down and takes out the goofy Blaze who stands too stoned to even put up an ounce of D.

No, dump the cat and steal the squatch.
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