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    <title><![CDATA[Re: This Week's 397th Michael Cera Post... BUT IT'S GOOD!!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Drunk & Write]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[UH OH THAT'S A QUARTER IN THE SWEAR JAR, STEVE.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:40:08 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: This Week's 397th Michael Cera Post... BUT IT'S GOOD!!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[lahar legar]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[When writing a review you don't have to be disgusting.  It reminds me why I think the Mercury is a juvenile piece of crap.  Please you just make yourself and your newspaper look like morons.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:23:31 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Warped Tour: A Meditation on Aging]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[A. L. Adams]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[This Warped Tour experience was so much less warped than mine. When I worked the event in '05 or '06, a 15-year-old kid showed me how he had permanently fractured his iris by stabbing himself in the eyeball. The act was inspired by a wish to look more like Marilyn Manson...but I could tell he already regretted it. Kid, if you were trying to haunt me for life, well done.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:54:27 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: One State Employee is Guilty of a "Minor" Fluoridated Transgression]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Dirk VanderHart]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Touché. Two things:<br>
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-I meant to write "recent" memory. Fixed. <br>
-I've ALMOST LIVED HERE FOUR YEARS.<br>
<br>
Also, what's the most-contentious vote you can remember, D&W?
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:42:08 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Gum Fucker!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Drunk & Write]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Whoa, whoa, whoa. ill paxton = ice prez? Mind. Blown.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:30:51 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Studio Blue: The Best Pilates... in the USA?]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[ROM]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Oh, the fault was on my end.<br>
<br>
Not Stott...
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:30:22 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: What Gives?]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Butler FLICKED]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Your bartender sets your change from a twenty, ten spot down on a wet tumbler ring with a stack of ones on top.  You see the stack of small bills at the top, and leave the bottom one stuck to the counter, and the next two, as a tip.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:25:01 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: One State Employee is Guilty of a "Minor" Fluoridated Transgression]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Drunk & Write]]></author>
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      <![CDATA["The most contentious vote in Portland's memory" says the guy who has lived here for three years.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:20:47 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: This is Why I Gave You a Ticket.]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Cops like to eat donuts, that's not so bad.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:19:38 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: New Die Antwoord Video: Yo-Landi's Ass Edition]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[AHHHHHHHHH]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Cookie = Anus
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:18:32 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dear Dad]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Who's your daddy?
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:17:19 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Parashoot 12B]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Butler FLICKED]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[John Titor, NOT!  'Smorelike John Cooper or Preston Nichols.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:15:26 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dear Dad]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[jamdox]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[She told me she'd get an abortion if anything happened, and I used protection.  Sorry your mom is unstable, kid.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:14:11 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Studio Blue: The Best Pilates... in the USA?]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[ROM]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[You broke their website. It's not loading.<br>
<br>
Are they Stott reformers?
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:12:06 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Ron Swanson is Axe Cop. Because of Course He's Axe Cop.]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Stu]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Meh. Let me know when they make a TV show out of Boat Cop.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:51:25 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Nathan Fillion: &#8220;Stupid People Don't Know that They Are Stupid&#8221;]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[albert]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[You interviewed Malcolm Reynolds?!  SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:47:37 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: One State Employee is Guilty of a "Minor" Fluoridated Transgression]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Graham]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[CLEARLY A CONSPIRACY BETWEEN THE STATE AND THE VICIOUS CHEMICAL-LOBBY TO RUIN OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!!
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:31:36 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Nathan Fillion: &#8220;Stupid People Don't Know that They Are Stupid&#8221;]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Drunk & Write]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Loved that Morris series, and I love that you just referenced it to discuss Nathan Fillion as Dogberry. Hallett, you're the best.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:07:18 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Less Than a Quarter of Americans Have Confidence in Newspapers]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Ginny]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Not to bring up the F word, but I am not surprised to hear this news after the failure of that recent public health ballot measure that was supported by every local newspaper and most of the local TV news stations.<br>
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That said though, I wish there was some kind of science option in the poll. Is there a "societal institution" that would represent scientific consensus?<br>
<br>
Also, I'm very disturbed that "the military" was ranked highest in that poll.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:59:13 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dear Dad]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[elainebenes]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[maybe the merc confessions blog isn't the place to send this letter? <br>
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unless...is w. steven humphrey the father in question? cuz that would make A LOT of sense, actually.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:28:32 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Amazing Spider-Man 3 Bogarts the Mary-Jane]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[ill paxton]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Any girl that doesn't look like Ramona Flowers=ugly to nerds.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:26:29 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Gum Fucker!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[ill paxton]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Human in training- to be fair, he was mainly trying to shit on me. It's fine, buddy is no Ice Prez fan. Then again, pathetic probably-virgin stalkers with boners for Showstopper aren't exactly my target demo.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:20:02 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Warped Tour: A Meditation on Aging]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Fruit Cup]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Your tweets were really funny. I laughed at a good deal of them.
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Parashoot 12B]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Must've been that "Jesus juice."
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:12:37 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[The Merc's own John Titor!  I like it.  <br>
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IAnon, please post more about your travels and, if you can, your mission.  Unless you are traveling to meet some young Disney star on their 18th birthday in 2019.  That's creepy.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:03:15 -0700</pubDate>
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