http://www.portlandmercury.com/IAnonymousBlog/archives/2012/12/12/keep-portland-poopy Comments On: Keep Portland Poopy? by Anonymous en-us Copyright 2013 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Wed, 22 May 2013 14:00:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
Also, bitching about hipsters is so generationally provincial. Find something else, I'm fucking bored now.
Posted by SugarSpill]]> Fri, 14 Dec 2012 01:12:09 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Chunty McHutchence]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2012 12:02:39 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by The Showstopper]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2012 10:58:38 -0800 Portland Mercury Follow casual stollers for miles grunting and breathing hard. Ask to touch pregnant womens' bellies and then press your ear against their tummies instead.

This IA is a rallying cry!!!!
Posted by BokChoy]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2012 00:32:28 -0800 Portland Mercury
the "bird" thing was perhaps one of just a handful of Portlandia jabs that actually stung, but again it's hardly a Portland thing; "crafty" persons have been milking it for years now. OH HEY IT'S A BIRD. What kind? I DON'T KNOW, IT'S CUTE, RIGHT?
Posted by Chunty McHutchence]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 22:50:18 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by arenit]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 16:12:07 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by DamosA]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 15:34:00 -0800 Portland Mercury I recently overheard two elderly gentlemen talking expressing their worry about the "Hipsters" moving into their neighboorhood, and destroying its normality? I fear the same thing. I wish downtown was the way it was.....
Posted by Django.Records]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 13:37:53 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Todd Mecklem]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 13:32:26 -0800 Portland Mercury
I prefer San Antonio's slogan: "Keep San Antonio lame."

We keep it lame here. We keep it REAL lame.
Posted by ForWhomTheBellTrolls]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 13:26:24 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by rottentangerine]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 13:06:16 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by disastronaut]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:58:00 -0800 Portland Mercury
How about this: ask yourself if you would be doing or wearing X,Y, or Z if no one was going to see you. Would you be wearing skintight orange pants and that stupid hat if there weren't another human within 100 miles? Would you tattoo a mustache onto your finger? Would you get any tattoo at all?

If the answer is "no", then you aren't doing any of those things because you are an individual. Quite the opposite.
Posted by Blabby]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:44:27 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Torgo]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:09:04 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Todd Mecklem]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 10:11:52 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Stephonknee Wells Kunz]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2012 10:11:08 -0800 Portland Mercury